Zico : Everything You Know Is Wrong

I am not mad. I just get these headaches, that's all. My name's Al, better known as Zico as it gets me as far from the front of the phone book as I can possibly get. I work in a minor button-pressing technical capacity for a large London-based Corporation that has the words "Broadcasting" and "British" in the title, and despite what you may have heard from the less enlightened, they're fantastic people to work for.

I run a few websites in my spare time. You may manage at titter or two at The Lie Emporium at http://porkypies.tripod.com" >http://porkypies.tripod.com which also offers free money, beer and sex to every tenth hit if that wasn't a bear-faced lie either.

You may also wish to be totally disgusted by my Celebrity Death Pool at http://kickthebucket.tripod.com" >http://kickthebucket.tripod.com which is as about as tasteless as you can get without involving small fluffy animals, and it only has one picture of Barbara Cartland.

What do I do when I'm not acting the pillock ? Go watch the Arsenal. Listen to music [stuck in the 80's and want to get out, I'm afraid]. Militant car-owning cyclist who enjoys swearing at careless road-users after they're out of hearing range. And heroic demolisher of sheds. No outhouse is safe.

That's the deal. Wife, kids and a pile of cheap amateur websites to support. Please give generously.


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