h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think what bothers me the most about them is, given his bile for the less-than-necessary areas of the media, these animators seem to be exactly the under-amusing, pseudo-arty t*ss-rockets Mr. Brooker is normally calling for the compulsory euthanasia of.

"under-amusing, pseudo-arty t*ss-rockets"

That was rather good! I think we have a contender for the 'Charlie Brooker is away' spot.

Thank you both. I am a little proud of that. See how many times this week you can insert the term "t*ss-rocket" into everyday (and preferably w*rk) conversations.

See? Brooker's not just a genius, he is an inspiration!

I'm not sure that would go too well with the new girls on the section. I think my regular ejaculations of 'P*ssflaps' (which I definitely blame LL for) are bad enough!

I want it on record that I have never knowingly been responsible for the ejaculation of Roy's p*ssflaps.

I'm sticking with 'bawbag'. It's big and it's clever

Nice.

Always been fond of "ar$e-b*st*rd" myself...

My current profane outburst of choice in 'Nadgers', but I keep coming back to the pissflaps.

My current profane outburst of choice is 'Nadgers', but I keep coming back to the pissflaps.

Can't beat nadgers.

They bruise so easily.