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Wine, wine, wine, wine, wine.

I've just started the third glass and, to my surprise, that's the end of the bottle.

Small bottle? Large glass? You should get four

.........And you lied. You put 5 wines in the original post

Here, have some of mine. It's cheaper than water over here.

What i really really fancy though is a stiff G&T.....anyone who visits can take this as a Broad Hint as to a welcome gift for the hostess!

zdt

This stuff was £5 for two bottles which, I think, works out cheaper than Naive water.

There is another bottle if you really think I should get to the five glasses...

£5 for two bottles!!!!!!!!!

You don't drink that you dollop, you use it to start bonfires. Good god (or whomever) man, that'll rot your eyeballs from the inside out

Nah, really, againsdt the odds it's really quitye nioce!

Ooh crivenny, would you look at those typos!

It's Lambrini isn't it?

And your point about how good this stuff was................?

I said he was on the Lambrini a couple of nights ago.

Nope. The first one was 'Soave', this one's 'Bianco'.

They're Italian, but invoke a feeling of Chingford.

Actually, this Bianco does have a slightly industrial top note, with a mechanical finish.

Soave is a good wine, but much maligned.

I think the latter just refers to the colour. As in..........TURPS BIANCO

I'd place it somewhere between turps and head cleaner.

Random thought ahead:

Blimey, with all this hard disc and DVD stuff going on, head cleaner will soon be a thing of the past!

Not Martini Bianco then?

*OLD PERSON ALERT*

Shut yer face!

*Raw nerve meter goes into hyperdrive*

You know my favourite wine?

(No, not i'm old, fat and balding........there was no 'H')


Frascatti.......it's the s

Frascatti? RHCP's guitarist?