h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear, i reckon it's just me, Roymondo & 2legs once again inhabiting the Dark Zone that is 5am & booze & naked men & unsuspecting animals.

All i was looking for was an alarm clock with big brass bells & what do i get? Harry Potters willy! I do agree he looks rather splendid....but i reckon there's a bit of computer enhanced going on!

zdt

No computer enhanced majic here... no naked guys either... or girls come to that matter... or booze... I refuse to open teh fourth bottle of wine... its not even my wine anhow I relaly really shoudl do that going to be thing bed thing.... bed... sleep .. yeh thats the thing I should do

I should too, i am due to be knocked up by a Christian in less than 2 hours, so i can go & beg with my Social w**ker.

If i had an alarm clock i wouldn't be dependent on a Christian. Hells bells....

zdt

I've one lsice of pizza left if anyone wants it... darn... Must be only me then... thats breckfast sorted... now to try organise a finall* final* last cigarette then bed.... I'm relaly rather tired nigty nighty night

Two bottles of wine. I really drank two bottles of wine last night. On jmy own. Cripes.

wine..........

Yeah, I know it ain't good. I bought 'em for dinner but nobody else drank 'em. Still, I've been pretty good of late. I've not had a big'n since the gig.

A big'n must be due soon then

I'd have said two bottles of wine were a fairly big'n! But, reagrdless of that, do you fancy popping up to the Dublin Castle to see a few bands for a lot less money than last Tuesday?

2 bottles a big'n...thats just an appetizer

Where, who and all that

Dublin Castle, Camden. Random unsigned, or recently signed, bands. £5 (probably). Usually four bands.

and there was me thinking i cant afford plane tickets.

When is this?

Pretty much every weeknight. We chatted about it last week!

Yes we did thats right, the prob i have is of getting there, it was ok when in-law drove.

But getting little old me there on ones tod might prove problematic, i will see what i can sort out and let you know for another time.

Its sounds good though, are you going tonight then

Nah, not tonight. Thursdays are usually the good ones.

I'm having a think about transport. I think you'd need to do a couple of tube changes, preceded by some bussing, which would be a pain, but you'd be welcome to commandeer the sofa bed afterwards.

Ok, sofa bed sounds nice, not too sure how the wife would take it

*avoids saying what he was going to say about 'how the wife takes it'*

It folds out to a double, and is very comfy.

How the wife takes it....wish i knew

Ooooh a double, i only do king size

Blimey, two 'Carry On' double entendres in one hit

Good work.

I'm off out to buy an S-VHS cable. Fortunately I live remarkably close to Super-Fi, so I'll be back shortly. I'm not even going to log off!

I might be gone by then, first client at 1 to chat to about his wine problem...seriously