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Post 21

Ming Mang

...any other sort of pie. Thomas began to loath the lightening dearly, and as it continued to go through all the different sorts of pies it could possibly be (Sheperds pie, Mr. Kipling's Apple Pie, Lemon Merangue Pie, Steak & Kidney Pie...), Thomas started plotting to...


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Post 22

Wings

call jamie oliver and make him invent a new kind of pie, name strawberry-flavoured-pruple-lightning-pie. luckily for thelightning, however, jamie was already busy inventing...


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Post 23

Ming Mang

...something completely different, which meant that the lightening was now...


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Post 24

Wings

safely un-pied, for now. the lightning had stopped naming all the different kinds of pie it could think of, which meant that thomas was...


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Post 25

Ming Mang

...disappointed that he couldn't now continue trying to get the lightening pied. Thomas wanted to get rid of the lightening, so...


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Post 26

Wings

he went to the book store and bought "how to vanquish unwanted strawberry flavoured purple lightning" for £16.99......


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Post 27

Martin Harper

...which was £4 off in the sales, which was pretty good, even if the cover photo was of...


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Post 28

Wings

lightning flavoured purple strawberries, whicdh was obviously the wrong way round, unless......


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Post 29

Ming Mang

...the title of the book had been...


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Post 30

Wings

"how to vanquish unwanted lightning flavoured purple strawberries", which it wasn't, so.....


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Post 31

Wings

(sorry to interrupt the flow of the story here, but what on earth happened to the hero of the story who didn't know what he/she/it was?)


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Post 32

Ming Mang

...Thomas didn't know ad couldn't be bothered to work out what it all meant...

(I don't know, don't ask awkward questions!)


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Post 33

Wings

unless, the only way to get rid of strawberry flavoured purple lightning is to throw lightning flavoured purple strawberries at it, but......


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Post 34

Martin Harper

where was he going to get hold of lightning flavoured purple strawberries at this time of year?


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Post 35

Wings

luckily, the poster of mel gibson, which had turned into Ewan McGregor and was now wearing blue and white striped pajamas, had an idea..........


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Post 36

Ming Mang

...how to get hold of lightening-flavoured purple strawberries at this particular time of year. Unfortunately, the idea involved...


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Post 37

Wings

swinging on a star and carrying moonbeams home in a jar, which was extremely impractical, because.........


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Post 38

Martin Harper

...stars have a very strict dresscode, and there was no way he was going to get in wearing pyjamas. However, if he changed to...


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Post 39

Ming Mang

...another star, there was just a chance that...


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Post 40

Wings

....he might grow up to be a fish....


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