h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would rather have neither as Christmas Number One. I want a GOOD song to get there... but there won't be because nobody ever releases any good songs at Christmas anymore, if they ever did to start with.

I still remember how nice chicken is...mmmmm chicken...
*starts dreaming of chicken and bacon sandwiches*
Mmmmmm
*grins*
I thought you said you wanted Cher to get to number 1
*bounces*
I want Dido to get to number 1 as they're brilliant...like milk only better

Oh that's pants I'm only there til Wednesday... I could tie some Fruit Pastilles to a lamp post outside Sainsburys and you could find them as a festive game?
*bounces again*
I think the panic over my interview has turned into hysteria now
*bounces off grinning*

*bounces to keep up with Tinkerbell*

ooh what interview is that?

Is it scary?



Better now?

Oh no!! Do you mean Sainsbury's in the town centre or the big one near the airport? I live near neither of them. If you see a sign pointing to Histon, think of me, 'cos I live there.

*hugs Peregrin and grins*
Much, thank you...
*goes back to bouncing*
Umm the Sainsburys in the centre down from the bookshop and next to the cool clothes shop? hmmm...I could tie them to a lamppost in Histon?

Wouldn't somebody notice?

I could attach a name tag?

So people would say "Look, there's some fruit pastilles tied to a lamp-post, but they've got a name tag on, so we'd better not take any."?

Pop into Marks & Spencer (the one with the women's clothing in it) and run around yelling that you're Tinkerbell from h2g2. My sister FABT works there. However, this is a good way for you to get yourself chucked out... if darling Debs doesn't bite your head off first.

But of course!
It's all very well you visting my Jelly Ministry and eating my Fruit Pastilles and I quite admire you for your excellent taste in jelly sweets which is quite frankly matched by no-one but myself... but if you were to purposefully go to Cambridge and eat MaW's Fruit Pastilles..to blantantly eat someone elses Jelly sweets which were specifically and clearly labelled as unintended for you...and in the festive season of goodwill...with premeditated intentions of munching on someone elses Christmas Gift...I should say OY! Bagpuss, NOoooooooooo, you will not touch those sweets, they are quite clearly not for you and so I suggest you step away from the sweets and leave them there for their rightful owner...
*grins*
Of course then I'd apologise and give you your box of Fruit pastilles but I should have to do that round the corner so I didn't ruin my tough ministerial stance on these matters
*hugs Bagpuss and gives him his very own box of Fruit Pastilles with his name written on the side in silver glitter glue*

*bounces*
I think I've eaten too much jelly again you know...it's that Lucazade that does it I think...

what, Lucozade makes you eat lots of jelly?

I was in Safeway this morning and a bloke went up to the soft drinks counter thingy and took a small bottle of Lucozade off the shelf, and drank it... fortunately a store person type guy saw him and made him pay for it.

Ooooh do I get a pressie too?

*hands out bowls of scrummy ice cream, which he's just made with his new ice cream making machine*

, I mean.

*grins*
I didn't forget you, you just weren't around so of course you get a gift What would you like? Ooooh I know...what's your e-mail address again
*smiles innocently*

Ooooh lookee...
*bounces and points to [url removed by moderator]*
Santas winking at me and I'm on his 'naughty' list apparently
*runs off giggling*

*grins*
P.S technically it was those Lucazade energy tablets which did it not lucazade drink as lucazade drink is manky...

Well I'm on his 'nice' list so

(although I did admit that my room is so untidy that small children and pets get lost in it for weeks)

*sulks*
Thats so unfair, I said the same about my room but I got on his naughty list and he accused me of being a scamp...I wonder if it's because I said I'd hit anyone who tried to play with my toys...

I just tried it and I'm on the nice list (though an objection has been raised to leaving smelly socks out as a snack).

*sulks*
That is so unfair... it's a sham thats what it is...

Well, I did only get a B-, he said there was room for improvement.

That's as maybe but I failed completely...and he called me a little scamp! Me??