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Peregrin Posted Dec 5, 2000
oooh! A real dead pigeon! 
Much better than those silly car things.
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
The Fish Posted Dec 5, 2000
.... wouldn't you prefer a live, big fat slow pigeon, that you could hunt? 
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
Peregrin Posted Dec 5, 2000
A nice fast racing pigeon to chase would be fun
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
The Fish Posted Dec 5, 2000
*suddenly a flock of racing apears and fly off into the distance...*
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 5, 2000
*rolls over and stays asleep ignoring the blatant non-vegetarian activities*
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
MaW Posted Dec 6, 2000
* a flight of flying carrots whirls about above Tinkerbell's head *
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
Peregrin Posted Dec 6, 2000
*swiftly takes a carrot out of the sky, moving so fast that it breaks its back in two and dies instantly*
Oops, wrong flying thingy.
Well I'm afraid Peregrines are strictly carnivorous... we wouldn't cope very well if we were vegetarian 
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
MaW Posted Dec 6, 2000
No, there's no fun in hunting carrots that are all neatly lined up in rows in the garden is there?
* some brussels sprouts, cooked to perfection, join the carrots *
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
Peregrin Posted Dec 6, 2000
EEeeewwww, brussel sprouts 
*sets up a minature anti-aircraft gun*
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 6, 2000
*wakes up and joins Peregrin on the anti brussel-sprout attack*
Right then...who gets to squish them first?
*grins*
In a very humane and nice way of course...
*decides to use a pea shooter for the ultimate irony to the sprouts but also causing minimal damage*
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
MaW Posted Dec 6, 2000
* rescues the Brussels sprouts and eats them all *
Sacrelige!
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
MaW Posted Dec 6, 2000
* rescues the Brussels sprouts and eats them all *
Sacrelige!
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
The Fish Posted Dec 7, 2000
*Defends sprouts on principle*
Oi! 
How dare you be mean to food! Even if it isn't the nicest food in the world, it still deserves respect, and you lot would go about on a pogrom of prouts... SHAME on you all!
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
The Fish Posted Dec 7, 2000
(excludes MaW from that last statement... and thanks him for saving the sprouts)
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
Peregrin Posted Dec 7, 2000
But sprouts aren't food! 
The only time when sprouts can be eaten is Christmas day. Then I usually have about a quarter of a sprout, for the principle.
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
MaW Posted Dec 7, 2000
They are food, although if cooked incorrectly they have a nasty tendency to taste very, very bad indeed. I shall have to find out what Mum's sprout cooking secret is.
For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
MaW Posted Dec 7, 2000
Errm... no. Why don't you just drink the brandy while I enjoy the sprouts?
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For MaW/Peregrin/Bagpuss
- 81: Peregrin (Dec 5, 2000)
- 82: The Fish (Dec 5, 2000)
- 83: MaW (Dec 5, 2000)
- 84: Peregrin (Dec 5, 2000)
- 85: The Fish (Dec 5, 2000)
- 86: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 5, 2000)
- 87: MaW (Dec 6, 2000)
- 88: Peregrin (Dec 6, 2000)
- 89: MaW (Dec 6, 2000)
- 90: Peregrin (Dec 6, 2000)
- 91: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 6, 2000)
- 92: MaW (Dec 6, 2000)
- 93: MaW (Dec 6, 2000)
- 94: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 6, 2000)
- 95: The Fish (Dec 7, 2000)
- 96: The Fish (Dec 7, 2000)
- 97: Peregrin (Dec 7, 2000)
- 98: MaW (Dec 7, 2000)
- 99: Peregrin (Dec 7, 2000)
- 100: MaW (Dec 7, 2000)
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