h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. I mean ours is too small

with that, too. A good apartment is a must, say I.

Thanks.
Yes, I must say I really dislike ours. We hardly have space for our desks and there's no space at all for a sofa. It's also very dark, I can't make photos there at all and always have to go to my parents if I need one for h2g2 because htere's only one tiny window in each room. The bathroom has no window at all, the ventilation doesn't work right and it's extremely small. They also forgot to install a socket for the washing machine so we can either wash or have heating or dry our hair (there's only a single socket in the whole bathroom). Sockets are a major problem anyhow. We only have 3 of them in the living room so one lamp has electricity coming from the bedroom via a very long extension cable. And it's good that I left all my books in my old room because I have no space for them in the appartment. I also have a lot of my clothes in my old room because of space problems.

It sounds like you could have designed a much better apartment building.

I definitely could. If I would have designed it we would have a storage room and enough space in the anteroom for a shelf for shoes.

You need to get your own apartment building.

Not a bad idea!
Well, in fact I'd really prefer a small house and a garden, although there also are appartments with small gardens. I'd also really like to get the cat to live with me at least sometimes.

That would be good. I'll bet she misses you.

Oh yes she does. She's always so happy when I come for a visit. I'm definitely her favourite human.

I'll just bet you are. Yeah, you need to take that kitty home with you.