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"Oh, bravo Holmes I see Cattle mutilations are up..."says Nigel Bruce playing Watson.
"That'll be on account of the cut price Shub-Niggaruth, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young, super saver from Fomalhaut metro town centre." Basil blew bubbles from his pipe.
"Really Holmes, I had no idea."
"Well that and the propensity for members of Parliment to make offerings of mashed potatoe and jam, to pendulous psuedopodik outer Gods."
"What sort of Outer Gods? Lurkers at the Gate and that kind of thing."
"Nearly. More like Lurkers at the patio, their turning quite middle class nowadays. You'll know one if you see it, they move like something from a Jan Svankmyier animation, and use far too many consonants."
"Not from Swansea are they?"
"Now Watson, I know we're from the unenlightened, politically incorrect wasteground of Victorian London, but there really isn't any call for that sort of talk."scorned Basil.
"Oh, sorry old boy... I wasn't thinking....isn't your Mother from Wale...."
"ENOUGH...OKAY..."Basil's temple throbbed, "bumbeling old fool,"
"What's that Holmes?"
"I said 'here's Mrs Hudson, isn't she cool.'"
Enter the tea lady.
"'ello boys, wotcha say ta a nice cup of tea ?"
Together (in black and white)
"Hello nice cup of tea, Where've you been all my life (boom boom.)"
? more as it comes in...don't forget, you heard it here first ?
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