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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 4, 2001
UH: Joe! escape while you still can! This is not a place for morta- oh, you killed him.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 5, 2001
awwwwwwww, how sweet! You went ahead and killed him, thats just awsome.
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 5, 2001
**Dinah finnishes her spell, restoring Joe to both life and health**
Joe, I would reccomend getting out of here, FAST!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 5, 2001
and i recommend sending me all your money
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jul 6, 2001
Zeb: Don't get greedy, ya rich aristoc-... oh, wait, I'm confused... did I buy your house, or not?
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 6, 2001
of course you did, remember?
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jul 6, 2001
Zeb: Yeah, but then UH quoted some rule of dicontinuity at me, and I wasn't sure if he meant that my buying the place was out of line, or what.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jul 6, 2001
discontinuity*
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Jul 10, 2001
Emar: Hey, Heavy. In celebration of my return, I've decided to pay a visit to various members of the ole' gang, give housewarming gifts, and other su-...WHOA, BOY! You're having a battle here, aren't you? Maybe I should leave...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 12, 2001
[sea] emar! 
[evillene] now THAT is why you don't get ANY respect as a supervillain. you just walk around hugging people and being nice over at the atelier, and half the people on h2g2 think that i'm the ONLY one of us in STUMPED! you're a disgrace! a total dis--
*sea punches evillene, who goes down for the count*
[sea] she talks too much...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 12, 2001
Hello Emar! If it isnt my official favourite villain
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 12, 2001
and look, he brought wine!
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 12, 2001
Could we get back to the battle? **Taps foot impatiently**
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 12, 2001
*sea reaches into her pocket and throws the first thing she lays a hand on at dinah, which happens to be a bunch of 
*
[sea] take THAT, goody-goody!
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 13, 2001
Dinah calmly slices the s with her sabre. They fall into a conveniently located bowl.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jul 13, 2001
Zeb: Ah, crap. They just made new smileys, didn't they? Well, there goes all creativity from this battle, replaced by overuse of a bunch of nauseating, cutesy-wutesy little emoticons. Well that's just GREAT. You know what *I* say, *I* say-...
sea: Enough ranting already, Zebby... oh MAN I love Discontinuity.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 13, 2001
*instantly, UH is surrounded by a Bevy Of Buxom Beauties (TM). He sighs, distractedly*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 13, 2001
*vomiting noises are overheard*
*sea eats , then goes in search of cream for 
*
*
at /zebby/*
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Jul 13, 2001
Emar: Huh. No continuity? Ooooooh boy... this could either be really good, or really bad for me... let's see...
<...Time passes...>
.
Platypus: Way to go, cartoon-freak.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 14, 2001
UH: what is it they put in these coconut shell anyway? and how do the umbreelas stand up? a little to the left, my dear.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 441: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 4, 2001)
- 442: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 5, 2001)
- 443: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 5, 2001)
- 444: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 5, 2001)
- 445: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jul 6, 2001)
- 446: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 6, 2001)
- 447: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jul 6, 2001)
- 448: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jul 6, 2001)
- 449: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Jul 10, 2001)
- 450: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 12, 2001)
- 451: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 12, 2001)
- 452: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 12, 2001)
- 453: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 12, 2001)
- 454: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 12, 2001)
- 455: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 13, 2001)
- 456: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jul 13, 2001)
- 457: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 13, 2001)
- 458: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 13, 2001)
- 459: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Jul 13, 2001)
- 460: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 14, 2001)
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