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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 27, 2001
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jun 27, 2001
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jun 27, 2001
While Yo is busy laughing Dinah slaps some handcuffs on him.
"You're under arrest for... for... What exactly did you do anyway?"
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 27, 2001
ahem
yes I see
well, lots of things, you just haven't caught me doing any...... now about these cuffs, I can either pick them, or incinorate them.......incinorate!
Arresting me is a little harder than that......would you like to try again sweetheart?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 28, 2001
*sea (who is suddenly NOT imploded) slaps her forehead. hard*
[sea] oh, dear . not another one.
*sea bats UH about the head with a nuclear submarine*
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 28, 2001
ohhhhhhhh It's the latest model of the Seawolf Class, I've always wanted one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 28, 2001
*UH just stands there, impassive, a frown on his face.*
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jun 28, 2001
Of course I'm going to try again! Superheroines are a disgustingly stubborn bunch!
*Dinah Draws Dozens of Darts and throws them at Yowuzupman (or his character anyway) doing that cool thing whereby an individual gets pinned to the wall by their clothes.
Is there a chandelier in this place? Chjandeliers are very usefull when swashbuckling you know
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jun 28, 2001
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jun 28, 2001
"Darn!" Dinah Declairs.
Standing Suddenly, her Silver Sabre shining.
"Prepare to Perish, Perpetrater of... of... To Hell with Alliterating! Have at you!"
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 28, 2001
Of course there has to be a chandaleir (sp?) Besides, with continuity turned off it doesn't matter if there was one in the first place, there is now!
EwwwWWwww (as in what now Biatch), somebody's Madder then a Mediterainian Meatcleavin Medusea, ahem, sorry bad joke
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! God I love my job!
Take that! And that! and that tooo!
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jun 29, 2001
Zeb: OW!! Nice shot, Yo!... jerk...
Zeb: SO... it's a duel you want, then, is it? Fine with me!
Zeb: Alright Dinah, stick THIS in yer swash and... buckle... it... or something!
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jun 29, 2001
Dinah Swings on the Chandelier, her sabre slicing Zeb's swordfish in half.
"Swordfish Sushi?" She Shouts.
"Two against one is hardly what I would call a fair fight. You guys don't stand a chance!"
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 29, 2001
< walks over to the ty off for the chandalier and cuts the rope with his stelleto. The chandalier lands on an oak table with Dinah pinned betwix the table and the chandalier.>
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 29, 2001
*UH takes time off frombeing beaten to decapitate yo*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jun 29, 2001
Zeb: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ICTHY McDEATHUMZ!! YOU KILLED ICTHY McDEATHUMZ!! WHY?!! WHYYYYYYYY??!!!
Zeb: DIES MIES JESCHET BOENE DOESEF DOUVEMA ENITEMAUS! DOESEF DOUVEMA EITEMAUS! YOG-SOTHOTH!!!
Zeb: Now, where were we? Oh, yes, I was going to KICK YER KEESTER ALL OVER THE EURASIAN CONTINENT!!
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jun 29, 2001
Dinah barely manages to disentangle herself just before she would have been decapitated by a swordfish. "You can't defeat me that easily!"
Dinah then slices Zeb's belt, causing his pant to fall down.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 29, 2001
*wasn't aware that zeb wore pants, but since there's no continuity, it doesn't matter*
*sea tires of swinging the submarine about and hands it to yo*
[sea] don't say i never give you nothin'. *grin*
*sea picks up UH (with some difficulty, haha) and smooshes him into a spherical shape, then proceeds to play basketball with him*
[sea] she shoots, she scores! three points at the buzzer, the crowd goes WILD!!!!!!!!!
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 29, 2001
awwwww, how sweet! I didn't know you cared 
we should do this no continuity thing more, it's lots of fun! 
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jun 29, 2001
Dinah: That wasn't very nice!
Mysteriouse voice: Villians aren't supposed to be nice
Dinah: Oh yeah, I should have realised.
**Dinah Quaffs a healing potion which heals her of all wounds**
I really should have seen that chair coming, oh well.
Prepair to Perish!
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- 401: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 27, 2001)
- 402: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jun 27, 2001)
- 403: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jun 27, 2001)
- 404: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 27, 2001)
- 405: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 28, 2001)
- 406: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 28, 2001)
- 407: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 28, 2001)
- 408: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jun 28, 2001)
- 409: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jun 28, 2001)
- 410: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jun 28, 2001)
- 411: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 28, 2001)
- 412: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 413: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 414: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 415: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 29, 2001)
- 416: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 417: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 418: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 29, 2001)
- 419: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 420: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jun 29, 2001)
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