h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zeb: Shoot! That wasn't destructive at all!

Avy: What a pity. We wouldn't have been at any risk fighting over here.

Zeb: Well, maybe he'll explode a ways into the wall, and one of us will be hit by the gout of flame that comes rushing back out of the hole.

Avy: You think so?

Zeb: I KNOW so...



Zeb:Now c'mon, before it goes off... LET'S DO THIS THANG!!

Stumbels back and tries to get his fotting, the baseball bat came as quite a supries as he had forgoten that people store baseball bats in their pocets he would trie not to forgtet that agen




however he had bin holding a shovel obve NYC and when the bat hit he dident bother to hold on to it and gravity had is way withe it so as he steps back he hears a satisfing thud

::THUD::

You know that NYC carries a bat in his overcoat, among other things. It's been mentioned in almost every battle he's been in...


*NYC wasn't expecting Redsky to let go of the shovel, which comes as an ever increasing shroud of shadow until we all hear the lovely trademark *BUNG-G-G-G*

[NYC] Yuck foo, Chuckly!

*A statement, which of course, ought to turn a few heads and baffle whoever took it upon themselves to understand NYC. Pay it no mind, NYC is incomprehensible to himself. NYC pulls the shovel from his face, which should have a NYC-shaped indentation in it*

[NYC] You know, you could really take an eye out with this thing...

*NYC continues adminstering his baseball bat to Redsky's cranium. Meanwhile, the fireworks in UH's pocket go off, shooting him sky-high in technicolor goodness. UH starts flying back to the complex, makes another hole in the wall, and miraculously lands on his two feet. Right before the dynamite goes off...*

UH looks wearily at NYC -that would have been the other other dynamite that went o-
KABLOOIE

Ug...
oww

Avy: Blast it all! That was hardly what I'd call "climactic".

Zeb: What *I* wanna know is...



Zeb:... If THOSE explosions were caused by dynamite, what happened to the blast from the Can-...

(*and* chars Zeb...)

OOC/
and RedSky has a tendensy to forget things
OOC/




RedSky grabs the bat in mid air and in the true fason of a hero, says

::not this time amigo::

and then brings a hevly down on NYC face

*meanwhile sea is rolling on the floor laughing with tears rolling down her face. evillene grins at her, and they give each other a high five*

*bits of UH land on sea. one is still squirming*

*sea screams, jumps up, and brushes UH-bits off of herself frantically*

[sea] ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!!! how many times have i had dismembered UH on me?! too many!!!!

*evillene rolls on the floor laughing*

*yo is knocked to the floor by a rather murderous glare*

*evillene laughs harder, and is promptly thrown against a wall, which causes her to laugh even harder*

*unable to stop he curls up in a little ball holding his sides*

*one bit of UH lands on a buig red button. An eerie voice comes from all the speakers in the forum*
You have chosen 'continuity-free mode'. All rules of continuity are lifted. you are on your own.

Zeb: WOOHOO!! NO CONTINUITY!! ALRIGHT!!

Avy: This might be bad.

Zeb: Awww, shut up, wuss. This is gonna be great! You know how we can't get a climactic fight scene going?

Avy: Yes...?

Zeb: Now we have a way to make one that's climactic as HELL... HEY DIMMY!!

Dimmy: ...It's about TIME I got involved again... Yes?

Zeb: Ya mind bustin' out the ol' SuperMegaUltraCheeseyPlanetBustin'ContinuityBreakin'DestroyTheWorld-version of the Grilled-Mahi-Mahi attack?

Dimmy: But that one's dangerous!









Zeb: Well DUH!!

sea: I THINK that was implied by the NAME, Dimmy.*

Zeb: Now you just power it up, and Avy and I'll move right in front of you and battle, okay?

Avy: This is bad...

UH: I'm a big, aristocratic lame-o, and I wear the same stupid tuxedo every day, and-*...






*Note: Hey, no restrictions anymore, right? I can write lines for EVERYBODY!! MUHUHUHUHUHUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Really ....
thinks/

Really

thinks/

Zeb runs hed first into the ol' SuperMegaUltraCheeseyPlanetBustin'ContinuityBreakin'DestroyTheWorld-version of the Grilled-Mahi-Mahi attack?



RedSky Forgets What He Was Doing And Starts loking At The Picasos On The Walls

Look, I know the continuity is suspended and all, but geez... Dimmy hasn't even STARTED the SuperMegaUltraCheeseyPlanetBustin'-.... thingy yet. I'm overriding that one just 'cause I can.

*NYC, taking advantage of his newfound freedom, pulls two pipebombs with nails taped to the sides. He sneaks up on the picasso-loving Redsky, jumps him, and shoves one of the pipebombs down Redsky's throat. Redsky looks dazed, but no painful explosion*

[NYC] Darn, forgot the fuse!

*NYC thinks for a second, and grins. He pulls out a cigarette lighter, ties it to a string, and jumps up on Redsky piggy-back, pulling his mouth as wide as possible. NYC slowly lowers the lighter down Redsky's gullet. Redsky flails his arms wildly, but with no real effect*

OOC - thanks to the no continuity, UH's gibbed corpse(s) managed to speak

*in a fit of gibbering, Zeb cuts his own head off with a razorblade*