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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 30, 2001
*as bball UH bounces back into sea's hands, he suddenly morphs into an angry self propelled electric razor. he repeats the horrible buzz cut, so her scalp is available for all to see*
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 1, 2001
wow.......
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 2, 2001
Dinah compliment's sea's new haircut. "Wish I had the courage to get my hair cut that short."
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 2, 2001
What?! AARRGGHH MY HAIR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 2, 2001
*sea, confused, rubs her scalp*
[sea] hehehe, that tickles... thanks, UH, i was thinking about cutting all my hair off again.
*sea looks into handy-dandy mirror and smiles*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 3, 2001
Sea, I've said it before and I'll say it again: You are not right in the head.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 3, 2001
::Wanders in, nonchalantly whistling::
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jul 3, 2001
Zeb: Uh... pardon me a second, Dinah...
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 3, 2001
Ooph! ::sees stars, well ok, dead stars::
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 3, 2001
[sea] well, DUH!
*grabs UH's hand and rubs it on her hair*
[sea] see? it's fuzzy! hehehehehehe....
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 3, 2001
::gets up and dusts himself off:: I dare you to do that again! ::kicks him in the shins and runs away:: 
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 3, 2001
**Dinah hits joe over the head with the Necrotelenomicon.**
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 3, 2001
::can't decide which so he falls over somewhat dead:: 
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jul 4, 2001
Zeb: Hmmmm... yep. He's mostly dead, alright.
Zeb: Way to go, Hero.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 4, 2001
Ouch! Hey that's pointy! 
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 4, 2001
[sea] mostly dead won't do! i want to go through his pockets looking for loose change!!!
[anyone catch the reference? (out of curiousity) it's a vague one...]
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 4, 2001
::raises his hand::
The Princess Bride?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 4, 2001
haha! bingo! give the boy a prize!!!!
*hands joe a gold star that says "smarty pants" on it 
*
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Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) Posted Jul 4, 2001
*sigh* Allright then, I really should be nice. My sister's the nasty one. **Starts reading from the Necrotelenomicon**
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- 421: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 30, 2001)
- 422: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 1, 2001)
- 423: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 2, 2001)
- 424: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 2, 2001)
- 425: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 2, 2001)
- 426: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 2, 2001)
- 427: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 3, 2001)
- 428: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 3, 2001)
- 429: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 430: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 3, 2001)
- 431: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 3, 2001)
- 432: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 3, 2001)
- 433: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 434: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 3, 2001)
- 435: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jul 4, 2001)
- 436: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 4, 2001)
- 437: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 4, 2001)
- 438: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 4, 2001)
- 439: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 4, 2001)
- 440: Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) (Jul 4, 2001)
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