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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Started conversation Apr 6, 2003
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 6, 2003
I thought it wsa terrible
I've got a better lawyer joke actually wanna hear?
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 6, 2003
Lawyer goes into teh country on a consoltation for a case, he drives up in his flash BMW and pulls into a farm. He opens the car door and steps straight into a cow pat and screams "I'm melting I'm melting!"
hehe, okay I lied, it's a worst one
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 7, 2003
I know
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Clelba Posted Apr 7, 2003
cos it was round and that's what round things do when they're on hills?
^. .^
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 7, 2003
What's black and white and black and whit and black and white?
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Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) Posted Apr 7, 2003
I dunno.. But what's green and red and goes round and round at 90mph?
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Clelba Posted Apr 7, 2003
the first one's a nun rolling down a hill...could equally be a penguin though...
second one's a frog in a blender 
what's black and white and red all over?
(works better when it's read out loud)
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 7, 2003
A newspaper!
And it was the peguin
What's black and white and laughing?
...the peguin who pushed him
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 8, 2003
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