h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a firm believer in pacifism, but just for the hell of it...

*knocks Master B's block off with Croz's pillow*

Food fights now pillow fights!

*ducks*

Were you "on a break" then, Serephina?
Or just giving the poor lad a rest?

no comment

i confess: i am a lesbian trapped in a male body

never troubled me though - and i have no urges whatsoever to suppress this fact

im just plain greedy

i must confess so am i. greedy for all the good things life has to offer

If you're greedy, then I'm starving!

I'm on SlimFast. No side-dishes for me.

B

Or takeaways.

I think I'll stop the analogy there.

B

no side dishes for me either

Not partial to the occasional Indian, then?

B

I know Serephina likes hotdogs, though she got the mustard all over her trousers.

I thought you two would enjoy bangers...

B

Though Serephina seemed dissapointed at the size of her jumbo hotdog

trading standards should be told

i'm sorry i wasn't around to show her mine

think id better explain..
theres a resteraunt in swansea that claims to do giant hotdogs that arent very giant at all..

With the best curry house on the planet in Swansea (Vojon, St Helens Rd, opposite the chemist near the Weatherspoons roundabout), why are you wasting time with hotdogs?

B