h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't say I planned on sending that twice back there, it's just that when I hit the send button, I got a really weird banner on my screen, and nothing else, so I thought it hadn't been sent.
Anyhow, I hope you'll have a great night out with your friend Chris from Scotland tomorrow. Strange coincidence since I could almost fit into that description, 'cept I'm not a she. We'll probably see you back here before we can learn how to say "Hi, how are you? Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" in Kantonese.

Well, I'm off to lunch now... Be back later.. Ciao.

Checking in, boy this thread is very quiet.
Maybe everyone in here has lost hope?
I hope not, I certainly haven't!
Look out Cleethorpes, I'm on my way!
{full report tomorrow}

I agree, GB. This thread has gone very quite these last couple of days.
Maybe everyone else has found some pastures where the harvest of carnal pleasures are flooding. But if that is the case, I think they could at least have come in here and told us about it.

I hope you'll have a good time tonight. *thinks about calling his only other contact in Cleethorpes to warn the town of the oncoming GB party*

Oh, yes?
And whom do you know in Cleethorpes?
Apart from me, that is!
Yes, I agree, they should come & tell us their "hits", it'll keep our hopes alive.

Well, I met this part time police officer in a Lycos Chat room about a bunch of months ago. I haven't spoken to her for ages as the chat rom stopped working from work, and I don't have a computer at home, so I kinda lost touch. Her name's Jackie. KNow anyone by that name?

And yes, I think it's very not cool that they just abandon us in here. Maybe they started another thread and didn't tell us about it.

*Insinuating laughter from undetermined section of room*

Heheheheeee....

*looks around* What was that!?! Who was that? Hello? Who's there??

*Insinuating laughter from another undetermined section of room*

HeheheheeeeRRKAHARKLEBOAAAH! Ahem. Sorry.

*'Hystar' an undefined heavy, blunt object in the general direction of where the laughter came from. *
Take that!! -Boy band from the early 90's that had a couple of good hits.

"Hystar"!!!??? *Wipes tear from laughing out hard* Oh lord, that was fun. I think I shall start mixing English and Swedish också.

*The above, of course, said from yet another undetermined section of the room, a section to which I had already moved when Lost threw that piece of what-not.*

Hah!! DoD, I know it's you! You have that recognisable Swedish trace in your accent. What are you doing here. You're supposed to be married!

*ROFL*
Would you believe I ~know~ married people who are celibate!
Sorry, LiS, I don't know a part-time policewoman called Jackie. However if I bump into her tonight, I'll tell her you were asking after her...

I'm not having a good day. I've just realised I posted this thread as a link to the Scouts egroup as my peer review choice, so if it goes walkabout and ends up in an entry about Wicca, it's my fault and not magick as you might think.

I've informed the editors, but nowt will be done now until Monday.

I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing
I must pay more attention to what I'm doing


I'm off to do exams now, will be back in a still-celibate state on January 18th.

"You're supposed to be married", that's what my wife always tells me...

No, it's not the Duke of what ever it was you said. I'm the spirit of Christmas. I'm here to make you remember all your past in order for you to know when the future is here.

Wait. That's not my job, is it?

No, there's aaround somewhere for that!
Poor Croz,
I wonder what you were doing with my celibacy thread link?
Please don't be pessimistic, I'm not!
Although, if you don't expect anything nice to happen, you're not going to be disappointed are you?
I'm getting on well spring-cleaning my house, the builders have gone away again, after removing my garage roof!
Oh, and the weather forecast? Torrential rain on the way{therapy smile} so ~now~ I have to go empty my garage!
*wonders where to put all my gardening equipment*
You may wonder, any scouts wandering through here by accidental-posting-of-the-wrong-link {hereby shortened to APOTWL}
~pauses toCroz again~
WHAT this all has to do with celibacy...
Well, people who are celibate and have a normal/high sex drive, have to expel the energy somewhere...
With me, it's housework.
There you go.
To all my fellow-regulars of this column, yes I did have a good time out last night with my good friend Chris. She'd not been "on the town" in Cleethorpes since...well, there were "mods and rockers"we were in a pub on the seafront drinking house doubles {for the price of one} of vodka and lemonade, then went to a disco where *sigh* I was the oldest person there... and we danced till 2am. No, I didn't pull. Didn't even get chatted up! Boy, am I tired today! And my legs! ~groan~ When did I last dance that much? My daughter's wedding, 2 years ago...
I can tell you that I did bump into *someone I know* who is married, and they were out with their lover....
It's just ~not~ fair...

*Gives Galaxy a much needed in return*

I'm not really here, honest. I'm revising computer science

Well, it's computer related. I'm on one so that must count.

Thanks for that, Croz!
~checking in~

Oh no i've done it again!

Returns. Not quite sure when I'll be lurking again.

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