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.....I've completely lost track of everything.....

what everything


andy

*giggles*

Just everything

ahh thanks for clearing that up then


andy

what is so wrong with being a virgin, not all 18 yr olds are having sex relationships should be based on love & not sex no one should be pressured into having sex & it is not a rite of passage that you have to through so as so to be considered normal & not freek i am & proud to be a virgin @39 once woman have sex go have very painful smear tests i maybe new to this discussion i have a right to join like anyone else

Welcome, Researcher 198984, and I agree.

In fact, you have more right to be in this discussion than me, and it's my message centre.



No-one will pressure you to say or do anything you don't want to here, or else I'll them!

I admire your conviction!

Painful smear tests? You should go for a smear test whether you're a virgin or not. Your health is of prime importance, and you can still get cervical cancer even if you are a virgin.

I have had smear tests, and as long as you relax, they're not painful.

i have now jst booked my first smeer test @ my local surgery on thursday morning @ i will definitely go & not back out. thanks.

erm... sentances?

No, virginity isn't a criminal offence!

Good for you, JEDI WOMAN.

Remember to relax, and request a lady if you're too embarrased for a male to do it.

I hope it all goes well.

it went well the practice nurse used the smallest appliance to take the smeer test as the first one was too painful & the second one that was used & there was no pain. i cannot access your page, i hope you do not mind me asking to tell a bit about yourself, my real name is katrine & my intro of myself is under the star wars posting.

*out of sheer ignorance* at what age do you have to get your first smear test?

Once you become sexually active or if you are a virgin 5-6 years after your first periods.

I'm now well informed

Mlaugh> well im having my scrotum sliced open on friday week...

this means that
a) my conjugal impliemt will be on view to all
b) there will be a female nurse present who will probably...
c)...shave me. oh the indignity.
d) then ill have a local, and *watch* as they cut me open...

did you want to know that? tough!

And one of the, probably female, nurses will stand by your head and engage you in small talk about your holidays, or the weathere or suchlike!

Yeah the difference is Tom, you get your nuts cut into once...women get this on a regular basis.

I don't know much about much but I'm pretty sure the smear test (horrible name incidentally) doesn't involve knives and genital shaving ...

Personally I'm wincing in pain just thinking of what poor old UH is going to have to go through

so, believe me, is UH...