h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I will explane when you grow up maby how long will that tke you dont have long left do you old man
Right I will talk to Sally and see what I can do no promases though and for gods sake talk to the boss at least get yourself some help you cannot keep doin that by yourself you know.

Dont bother its over I am going to miss her to.

Welcome back Vince
*hugs* on the news....in fact
*group hug*

Emily - they are "ragging you", as in teasing. There's worse things for a teenager to be hooked on, when she has just one partner I mean. I'd be more worried if you were at it with every stud in town...Use those hormones girl, and I do know what I'm talking about, because since I had my hysterectomy & was put on HRT, I've had the hormones of a teenager....

Morning all,

I'm still here as well - nine months and three weeks to the day

*hugs Shellers*
Morning hon....

Hello again, all...

Still here... Despite my best efforts over the weekend, which included possibly the most shattering thing ever. Meeting the most amazing girl, who's beautiful, intelligent, articulate and interesting, and who liked me as well... and then meeting her boyfriend of 3 years. What can you do but roll your eyes and sigh plaintively? There's no happiness to be found in breaking people up, so here I am again.

A year and several weeks. And counting. Women, women everywhere, but never a lover to sleep with... (Apologies to Mr Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

Someone in my office keeps using the word "horizontal." I wish they'd stop.
Still here. *hugs everyone*
You may as well put me down for the next several months. I completely agree about the friendship thing. Meaningless sex is easy enough to come by, but I want a relationship which includes a meaningful friendship.

Friends - loads
Lovers - none

Looks like friends win again

Still here still counting (120 houers)
Vince Sally will be coming round toorrw ant 8pm so make shure you are there.

You little matchmaker, you!

Oh thanks Mike give me somthing to look forword to I just lov arguments.
And what the hell is all that counting about?

It is just the time limate untill I go and see a absolutly gorgious sex Godess adn then I wont be Celabate any more

Hey... I know they're joking, that's the point; I'm the world's least likely candidate for the post of nymphomaniac. People worry more about my severe chocolate habit; I've reached upwards of five bars a day before now...

Oh well, night all.

I'll retire now, safe in the knowledge that I'll still qualify when I wake up.

God I am going blind as well as stupid sorry Vince I missed the arguments bit.
I made her promis to be cival at least ad you know sally she will keep that promise if it kills her.

Yes I do know sally and she will keep that promise because she has a soft spot for you.
Is tht who the counting is for?
if it is why are you sending her round what have I done to you recantly?

No the counting has nothing to do with her, I am sending her round as a faver because you both know you love eachother but you need to stop travaling as much and she needs to acept the fact that you have got to travel for your job. Not as much as you do though I could understand it when the marradge was breaking down but now?
On another note everyboddys faveriout b*****d sliped up in his last letter I think I will pay him a little viset tomorrw

Mike now I travel because they got used to me doing it so much when the marradge was breaking down (you now know the real reason and it had noting to do with work) WEll at least you anr not being daliberatly mean to me. then who is it for?
do I know her?
Have you changed tactics compleatly and is it a him?

Now what are you planning. dont do anything stupid you have alreddy been in enough troule with the police and Ian canot get you off GBH as easy as drunk and dissordally. I am going with you if nothing else to keep you from doing somthing you canot undo later.

I would be suprised if yu have not talked to her at least once
no I have not changed my tactics as of yet considerd it a few times though

No I dont think you will be coming with me and dont worry I am not going to mess up my weekend over him