h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hangs up streamers*

*goes out again*

*staggers in under the weight of several boxes*

sheesh, where are the droolers when I need them?

OK. I'll put the CD player over here

*whacks some John Mellencamp in and cranks up the volume*

and I'll put these bottles here, until the fridge gets in.

right... who's for a or an before I go to get the snacks?

a party!



Sho!

*lines up *

Hic!



Phew!
I hope it's not this hot on the Big Day, or I'll melt in that dress!

Signs that there's a man around the house #1:
How much extra would it cost to add Sky Sports to your cable channels?

heh heh heh! Men, eh? Got to love 'em.

*pops open a bottle of cold and mixes it in glasses with ice cold *

here, have one of these.

*goes out, returning quickly with an inflatable paddling pool*

here help me blow this up, we can sit in here and keep cool... once we get some water in. I got the biggest there is, we should easily seat 6 adults in here.

Oh, I forgot. Got to organise the cake jumper... We'll have to hunt him down in pairs, he's shy apparently. Here, grab these

ok, let's go...

Here Prophet, we have some nice iced water for you...

Ooh, a !!!!!!!!!!

*starts blowing up balloons*

*drags in a case of Pol Roger Extra Cuvee Réserve *

*and a large hamper from Fortnum and Masons*

Here I am, girls, with a few supplies to keep us going!

Need a hand with those balloons?

*mutters round a mouthful of paté*

yep, start blowing these ones here, and after I've eaten this I'll pour us all a nice

Sorry I'm late girls!

I've brought some ....and some herbal .


any news of the stripper?

Prophet doesn't want to...

and I don't know any other men on h2g2... except maybe Blues Shark, I see him around a lot.

who wants some ?

*glug*



Hic!




Just had my hair done.

Now I'm off to the chippie for our lunchbut I'll be back...

*grabs on way out*

oh lovely, and chips... or was that and chips
or even chish and fips?



hic!

Am I too late? Plenty of left I hope?

What, no stripper? Hmmm. Leave it with me. I'll see if I can rustle up some of GB's fave men. Well, mine too obviously.

Coley!

there is plenty of and also I just got some more and (oh where's the smiley?)

Later there will be some too

Perhaps we need some and to attract a male or two?

*re enters barely visible round a heeeeeuuuuuugggge *

Does anyone have any mogodon?

Or Kalms?

A bucketful, please.

*shreds tissues*

Have another instead!

You'll have a wonderful day.

Well, no men as yet, so we'll have to make do with this.
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how are you doing hun?

here have some and

although maybe it's still a tad early? how about some instead?