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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Jan 24, 2006
Hmm... Could be, could be. Whatever the reason, I think I need some grog.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 25, 2006
*gets some grog and passes it down*
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 25, 2006
*gets teh superrazz out*
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Jan 28, 2006
*looks at grog and frowns* Why isn't the glass bubbling? *drinks* This is MUCH to pleasant to be PROPER grog! Grog is a foul-smelling, volatile, caustic substance that can eat through a mug faster than any other substance! Allow me to give you the correct recipe.
Cap'n Nuge's Homemade Grog
Cap'n Nuge's Grog contains one or more of the following:
• kerosene
• propylene glycol
• sulphuric acid
• artificial sweeteners
• red dye #2
• rum
• acetone
• battery acid
• scumm
• axle grease
• and/or pepperoni
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 30, 2006
*mixes a "proper" grog and passes it down* It might be expired.
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Jan 30, 2006
Expired? In what way? *swills the grog, and passes the half-melted mug back up* I'll have another, please. A bit stronger this time.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 31, 2006
*makes another one* As is, it is good grog. I hear grog does teh exact opposite of most drinks.
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Feb 2, 2006
No, it does EXACTLY what any other drink does, but you go through teeth faster with this one. *holds up mug, just as the bottom disolves, and the grog falls onto the floor, burning a small hole before stopping* Ah. I'll have another one please, stronger mug.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Feb 4, 2006
Not taht I know of. "Gets titanium mug, and mixes another, while calling up the ninja repair squad.
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Feb 4, 2006
*slugs down the grog, only leaving a small drop. Sets the mug down*
Ahh. That's a good one. You mix grog like a pro. *hears a fizzing sound, and picks up mug.the mug has melted into the mug a little, but been stopped by the galvanised coating for a while. As he watches, the coating melts, and the grog dissipates* Hmm... Sorry about the mugs.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Feb 5, 2006
No prob. I buy in bulk anyway.
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Feb 6, 2006
I suppose you'd have to. Who washes them?
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Feb 7, 2006
No one. They sit wrapped up untill I need them. Then if they survive the drink, they get washed
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Michael Posted Feb 15, 2006
*just realises he has been stabbed whilst passed out*
Ow, hum, that's weird, I appear to be losing a lot of blood, and what's that smell?
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