h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The enterance hall is just through the main doors of the guild, its a bustle of activity at all times... even if you cant see how active it is

*A man, dressed in outragously bright clothes walks towards the guild. When his hand touches the door handle he suddenly tenses and collapses to the floor twiching*
*Another man, wearing a grey tunic with silver stitching, black trousers and a black jacket with slashes of red steps out of the shadows and looks down at the twitching man with contempt on his face*
That, my good man, was for the abomination you call your clothes.
*The figure turns and opens the door (he is wearing black leather glothes). Just as he starts closing the door the man twitches a final time in a death convulsion and goes still*

~Skenvoy

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<*bows* Thankyou, thankyou. Skenvoy, master of the known universe reporting for duty>

~Skenvoy

Geddon reporting in.

MysteriousOneWoS reporting in.

*Helen wonders in and deposits a box of sweets near the frount door. The box is marked 'please take one'*

*pours cyanide on the sweets in addition to whatever other poisons they may also have, then empties a vat of cyanite into some * Almond tea! Get yer almond tea!

*The sweets secreat a sickly black liquid which gathers in a small pool at the bottom of the box, anyone with any medical knowladge would swear they're sweating it off*

Ah nice to see your all here
as you see the guild building has had a little... change over easter,
I took spring cleaning a little too literally,
if anyone wants a room feel free,
that goes for offices for the.... officers
any aria will do feel free to make yourselves at home again

*walk in wearing his long cloak which makes things seem slightly overdramatic*
So I get an office?

As I have seen SuperMoo has discovered the Map Room, which is basically Scout Headquarters.

*wanders in looking slightly overawed and trifle sheepish*

*comes out of his new office to look around* Hello all. I am the new Black CO. Call me Blaze. I have allready killed most who know my real name.......

*from doorway,which she leans against with folded arms*Charming.

*tosses hair,and thereis the glint of metal hidden in her black clothes*

*turns to the figure in the door, pulling knives out at the same time* so your the Black noob, eh?

*glances at knives disdainfully*

If you wanna call me that.Last I checked though,my momma called me Lori.

*puts knives away* soz about that. 1 am a bit paranoid. Welcome Lori.

~~No kidding.~~

*smiles friendilyNo problem.