h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. the crocodiles were just a bit hungry .. the snake was not

the snake was heavy.

heavy snakes. heavy pythons

both good names for a band

maybe even heavy py thongs?

ah yes .. the thongs

that was really weird they had bars there with tables behind it and metal poles .. and people were dancing on the tables

dressed in thongs

hippos don't do that

hardly ever

they would probably need steel reinforced tables to be able to do that

and steel reinforced thongs as well...

it was nice to see even without hippos

only crocs and pythons

tiger cubs as well and a very young elephant

What?! That sounds almost like a child abuse.

alert the media!

consider this done you both know about it now

ah, yes, i forgot. i was off duty

ah .. so that can happen

off duty? I wonder if I could do that

try a weekend

only difference is that I can sleep late .. until 8am ..

i managed to sleep until 9.40am today -still don't know how that happened

whatching a great show on tv right now: roy orbison backed by bruce springsteen, kris kristofferson, elvis costello, bonnie raitt, tom waits, k.d. lang, jennifer warnes - you name it!

I managed to sleep until 7am today I do know how that happened. Now I'm sitting in a crowded airport, waiting for something to happen. Either a plane to leave or Thor blasting the transfer desk to pieces.

Actually I would prefer Thor to act .. act of God so to speak .. I wonder why the guy with the silly helmet over there in the queue carries a hammer

maybe he couldn't find his battle axe?

I didn't know he had a battle axe

neither did i. never saw him with one