h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Keep me covered? No, none is large enough.

oh, surely you could be covered by a .. well .. not all of you maybe ..

i'm not sure that this is what they mean when they talk about journalists w*rking under cover

surely while w*rking under cover you're supposed to be dressed .. I mean .. dressed in more than a cover??

Depends, really.

I just realised that I never finished the travelogue. Well,there was the flood in Slovakia, minor traffic accident somewhere, Krakow, I think, weird place to keep a dead president, horrible camping in Lithuania, wonderful camping in Poland and maybe something else. Who cares, anyway.

Well, I care...

Where's a good, non-weird place to keep dead presidents? Apart from a really big fridge, that is.

We tend to bury them in the cemetery.

If you're quite sure they're dead that's probably the best place for them.

I agree with Ivan .. we would appreciate it if you finish the story, Hati

that's the thing with journalists either they write pages of words on nothing, or they summarise the history of the universe and everything in two short lines

*makes notes*

or in two short words, yes, thank you Pierce

takes years and years of practice to be able to do that, you know

oh, I don't know but I can imagine

you don't have to take my two words for it - ask hati

ah yes, that might be a good idea

I may have to wait a day or so ..



well so that's with journalists

Anything wrong with that?

not if you ask me

Of course.

wrong? who's wrong? what's wrong? why?

yes