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good .. so Arhus it will be

not if i can help it

but i probably can't

Do we need to find someone who will grant you asylum?

we might, but would it help?

i mean, what person in her/his right mind would grant asylum to a blood thirsty viking pirate?

I'd offer to let you do the traditional thing and invade Ireland, but I'm escaping to Germany myself...

oh well, think i'll fly down to madeira or the canaries, we'll see

There's a nice asylum quite near here, or isn't that what's meant?

there's a nice thought



i could take it over with the other lunatics

... uhmm.. the traditional thing while invading Ireland? I'm not sure what that would mean I am sure what it could mean

let's all assume it involves

at the very least, yeah

Oh nice

actually I will invade Ireland in a week from now

did anyone see my battle axe?

try looking in the shed?

mm yes

Which parts are you invading? Are you coming up north at all?

Ireland? Where is that?

At the back of beyond.

mm.. I should have planned for a trip to the north as well

I didn't

I do have a car there .. but not much time

is the north at the back of beyond? on my map it says "here be monsters" around that area, maybe that's a bit too far? maybe I should buy a new map

*tries to imagine monsters doing a pole dance*

Pity - I know the North Coast tour in German, Dutch, and English by now, I'd have been happy to show you around