h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The universe is evil.

is it? oh, surely not the whole universe?

well ..

my corner of the universe is mostly harmless I sent out all the evil

my flight back home was delayed on lanzarote for one (1!) hour!

oh well, better than nothing, i guess

except they could have told me in advance so i could have slept one more hour

one more hour in an airport !! taste the wonderful airport coffee !! soggy sandwiches and worse

nope, no airport "" for me. only - well, you get the picture

and no sandwiches either. but nicely toasted bread with and ( there's no garlic smiley the of it!) with jamon iberico!

Is airport vodka as good as the real stuff?

yesh

define real vodka

or alternatively drink it

real vodka = 40 % or more

mmm ... but but but but ... isn't it more the taste than the alcohol contents?

not if you mix pure grain vodka with

the vodka enhances the flavour though

there's still a bottle rye vodka hiding around here

i believe 'search and destroy' is the military term

do you mean I should find a uniform? I did have one .. I wouldn't know where it is

maybe the same place you left that vodka?

... mmm ... I think not, I am quite sure I never did hide booze that well ..

I have a whole bottle of vodka in the house. No uniforms though.

that's alright, no need to excuse

That's a relief!

.. no, you don't need an excuse to have a bottle vodka somewhere .. stored .. in a safe place .. in the 2nd cupboard from the left in the kitchen .. lower shelf