h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh b*gger .. I'll be late again ..

and I had all the warnings, well in time ...

I can't afford being late.

b-day again

dang how time flies

like an >>--->

He has one every year, yes.

and the years are getting shorter and shorter

and 11 gets taller and taller

His years are still fairly long. Mine aren't.

oh yes, you're still quite young

indeed you are, my little spring

Today I feel pretty much like 1000 years old.

i have heard off 1.000 year old eggs, but not s

Do you use hearing aid?

wha'

hearing aid? for what exactly?

if i had one i would turn it off now, just to be on the safe side

.. I wonder why I didn't think of that before? safely ignore everyone and everything and afterwards blame your defective hearing aid

I'm off to buy a defective hearing aid

we could manufacture them and earn a bundle

!! another brilliant idea