h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mm.. well..

will do ..

well, i won't have to drive cars anyway and since i have a cold i will not use the bicycle either. i guess it's all and taxis for me

How lucky can you get.

i honestly don't know, but i sure attend to find out

Wise man said.

hm, not wise enough to write "intend" instead of "attend", i'm afraid

One leads to another.

true

Yeah, so where are we now?

i for one am at home (which shows because i can't create emoticons here because my keyboard is broke...)

Oh dear. I am at home, too but then that doesn't make any difference whatsoever. I w*rk here, you know. But the keyboard is doing fine.

i'll get a new one shortly

until then i will have no emotions whatsoever (silly)

Horrible, eh? You need a keyboard to express your emotions.

maybe me and my computer should see a marriage consultant?

Watch out, they are ing expensive.

did anyone call me?

nope. but welcome back anyway

i don't need expert advice. i have been married myself

ah yes, I understand that .. in that case I can still be ing expensive

i usually offer expert help myself by saying that i am divorced and have been married plus i have been in love thousands of times so i have all the experience needed

mmm.. right .. and your unique selling point was ... what exactly??