h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

indeed. i seem to have a vivid, if not a surrealistic kind of imagination

that's perfectly ok no need to worry about that

oh, i've never really worried about that - as such

(i may have worried about other things, i won't deny that, but that's beside the point)

good so it's time for another

right now i'm having a

one of many that were on sale this week

i only had to w*rk the early shift today and now i won't have to w*rk until tuesday morning

yes, of course .. Danes good thing you got rid of Iceland in time, isn't it?

good thing the rest of the world actually believes we got rid of iceland. between the two of us iceland is still as danish as norway

.. they'll be coming for you if you say that out loud

and? you can't cut hair of a bald man

but the last thing you want is someone trying that

no challenge for a viking. we'll wield our broad swords like we are used to - and then we'll see who gets the closest shave

ah ..

no battle axe??

ah, I see .. it's not easy to shave with a battle axe

well, the customer would have to have a steady head

.... sharp axe?? I do hope so

oh if you do not hit precisely it really doesn't matter how sharp the axe is

I see .. and then you'll never need another shave, right?

right - plus you can forget about having to pay the bill instantly as well

oh good .. rather .. in fact that's the only good thing about it

I'll skip the shave this week

i should probably make an appointment with my haircut-

she only ever uses scissors

mm.. that's a bit boring .. where's the challenge in that? where's the excitement?

...

skip the one about the excitement .. maybe we don't want to hear that