h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh, but if you were an american lawyer you could make a bundle.

just think up any band name or album title and the moment someone else uses it - there you are craving millions

ah yes .. maybe american lawyers could focus on american bank managers first?

seems like they never did before

odd, since there's a fairly large sum to be made

i'm sure the top lawyers are very aware of that fact, which means lawyers with low self esteem keep away

and that in tunr means that the lawyers ..

mm well it now seems that the whole world goes bankrupt .. all thanks to a group of criminal bankers

the world may return to basic values: and bread




and of course

in that order .. or maybe .. a slightly different order ..

ah .. who cares .. all the important things are there

some call "liquid bread"

i don't care - as long as there is plenty of it

it's a well known fact that one is the equivalent of two slices bread

hm, so 42 slices of bread or 21 on a daily basis?

ladies and gentlemen, the choice is yours

let med remind you, however, that does not come with and/or or or the like - so definitely must be healthier. it's common sense

q.e.d.

yup! w*rks miracles for the brain as well

oh yes

there is of course the problem with female hormones in

you know, the ones that affect your driving skills and make you talk silly and such?

but i for one can live with those

yes, that was noted but mind you, those effects are only temporary!! the effects go away if you would ever decide to stop drinking

you may still have male boobs to remind you though

mm.. a bit yes ..

right, it's not a problem of proportions that would make you quit of course

a hilarious idea