h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh, yes.. there was a posting with buckets of apples.. endless rows of them..
Are you running out of firewood? well, one of the tree digger team is in E at the moment?

I ordered my firewood for almost a month ago. It was never delivered. Always the next week. I do have stuff for heating atm but that won't last for more than a month.

! can you dump the company? .. distance would be a real problem, but my father complained he had well over 10 cub m firewood left over. (left over? well, yes! this season will bring in more fresh wood, and there's no more storage.. he'll sell it, I assume)

Sure I can dump the company. They just had a good offer. I'll need about 15 m3 to get through the winter if the winter will be normal. However, I don't think I have space to store it all. Still, I must buy *some* supply.

mm.. ..

Ah yes, s can keep warm as well. I have to keep my toes warm.

yes, , I heard stories about that one

She never licks my toes though.

ah.. a remarkable feeling that is!

is that confession, Hapi!?

No, Hapi doesn't lick my toes either.

Autumn here was cold, wet and windy - showing it's real face. I spent some time on the town hills, watching the wind rending and scattering clouds and geese. The day was all cloudy but now, right after the sunset suddenly there were blue holes in the clouds... So the sky is still there.

is that confession, Hati!?

Toes or geese?

you lick geese!?

Not often anyway, maybe once in a blue moon. But they must be well roasted then.

roasted you chew too, I hope!

Now that depends on teeth and all that.

that sounds you have a denture!

sorry...bad joke!