h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You have just about everything you need then!!

All you need now is a nice young man who will pamper you when you come home from a hard day at work, who will respect you and love you just because you are you...

But they are impossible to find, so I'd stick with the

Baaaaaa, Fiooonaaaaaaaaa.....

Cheeky wotsit!!! Forty is not looking me right in the eye, and even if it was, you are not THAT far behind yourself!!

Me? I'm only 17!!!!!

Not too old to be put across my knee and spanked then!!!

Oooooh!

I have just sat here and pigged myself silly on a whole bag of wine gums. I don't normally eat sweets, but they were nice. Trouble is, I think I've had a bit of a gelatine overload!!!

Piglet!!! That'll be you with Mad Cow disease now!

Think I've had that for years. I must be mad, I must be... Everyone says I'm mad, I keep talking to you... Yep, it's official - I'm mad!!!

Morning Hun!

I'm in a Woooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo kinda mood today!! I've managed to shake off my sleepy head, well just about, and now I'm back to my normal smiley self...

Life is ace at the moment - I just don't think it could manage to get any better!!!

Hey you

I've been a busy bee again today and I'm a bit worn out!
The mountains of paperwork are growing and my cigarette lighter is getting closer and closer to them! There may be a fire in the office soon!

But I'm glad that you're a happy bunny! Although the WHHHOOOOOOOOOOO's are a bit loud!

Awww, poor you. Have you been working really hard? Have a

Don't set light to the office, else you will get arrested and thrown in the clink. And that wouldn't be a very clever thing to do would it?

I'm REALLY glad I'm a happy bunny. I just wanna WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all over the place!!

Hello you!!

Just thought I'd type this while I ring BT at this late hour of the day. I've got a problem with my phone line I'm trying to sort out and it seems to be taking ages!! I doubt I'll get much of a chance to speak to you on here during the day tomorrow - I know you are as busy as me, but I hope I will get a chance to catch up with you when I get back in the evening if you are still in the office. If not, I hope you have a good day, and I will speak to you here on Monday, if not before... Maybe you will be about over the weekend. If you are, I might bump into you!!

Try not to work too hard and say Hi to everyone for me if you get the chance!!

PS say happy B'day to ferret for me...

Hey you

You having a good day? From the name change, looks like you had a good weekend!!!! 8.30 am?? If I'm not in my bed by 8.30pm then I'm a grouchy bear the next day!! I'm getting a bit old for all-nighters now!

Hi hun!

Did you have a nice weekend? It's a pity I never got a chance to speak to you, but ho hum, thats the way it goes sometimes I spose...

You must have been busy - I cant remember you making a single post on here!

I had a great weekend, but it was very tiring - I'm not really cut out for late nights myself, I seem to suffer from the age thing now, but despite having to sleep a huge amount to compensate, I wouldn't have missed it for the world!!!

i had a fab weekend!

Bummed off sightseeing on Saturday and had a bit of a late night myself! Had to work yesterday and was a bit so had what was s'posed to be an earlyish night last night.

Puter in office was all broked yesterday so couldnt play at all.(Not my fault this time, I swear!) I did get to speak to some very good friends tho which was a bonus and I feel a bit ey too!

So what's with the "Lurrrvvve Machine" bit then? You got secrets to spill?

Im just a love machine
And I wont work for nobody but you,
Im just a love machine,
A huggin, kissin fiend.

I think its high time you knew,
Whenever I think of you,
My mind blows a fuse.
When I look in you eyes,
My meter starts to rise, and I become confused.
My voltage regulator cools,
When Im sitting next to you,
Electricity starts to flow,
And my indicator starts to glow - wooo

Im just a love machine
And I wont work for nobody but you,
Im just a love machine,
A huggin, kissin fiend.

Na, na na na na, na na na na, woo-woo-wooo
Na, na na na na, na na na na, na naaah

Im just a love machine
And I wont work for nobody but you,
Im just a love machine,
A huggin, kissin fiend.

Im gentle as a lamb,
Im not that hard to program,
Theres no way that you can lose,
My chassis fits like a glove,
Ive got a button for love,
That you have got-to-use.
If you look into my file,
I am sure you can find out how,
To turn me on just set my dial,
And let me love you for a little while - ooh

Im just a love machine
And I wont work for nobody but you,
Im just a love machine,
A huggin, kissin fiend.

Na, na na na na, na na na na, woo-woo-wooo
Na, na na na na, na na na na, na naaah

Im just a love machine,
And I wont work for nobody but you.
Im just a love machine,
A huggin, kissin fiend.



About says it all really.......

I'm impressed! You wrote all that in 4 minutes! Thats fast typing Hun!

I'm sure your lady friend will be just as impressed by that as I am! Do you sing it too?

I sing it all the time!!!

I actually prefer far more romantic songs, but that's the sort of mood I am in today!!

AAARRRGGGHHH! Gotta go out and see some more mardy people!

Will be back just after 6ish if you're still around. If not, speak to you in chat later or see ya tomorrow!

Hi Hun

If you're back, I'm around - just give me a nudge if you get bored!!