h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My is not a stalker!!!

It's just the super intelligent wiggly brain I've got that allows me second guess you!!

I have just realised that I am hardly bothering with Celebdaq. My performance has been absolutely rubbish this week - I'm not even bothering to check what is going on. I had kylie on monday after a lot of buying and selling and then for some weird reason sold her on tuesday which has messed up my divis this week. Now she's top riser, top divi, top everything

Something is affecting my concentration, something is taking all my time. I can't put my finger on what it is. Do you think I'm going mad? Or is it something to do with ?

Where'd you buy the wiggly brain then? Do they only have them in the boy toy shops?

I had Kylie and kept her!!!!

Perhaps your wiggly brain is malfunctioning and that's why you can't concentrate. I'd take it back to the boy toy shop and get a new one, if I were you!

OK, I think you are right - I'll take it back. There is only one problem....

A new brain is like a new sim card. When I have my new brain fitted, I won't know anything, won't remember anything and I will be a completely different person....

Do you think it will make much difference????

Prolly not!

Fine!

You'll trip over that lip if it sticks out any further!

And the expression is "You could ride to London on that lip"

Maybe in Norfolk it is!!! Not where I be from.

Did you bump your knee when you fell? Do you need an elastoplast?

I need someone to kiss me better!!!

I was always told to let the lick sore knees better cos it healed quicker!! Not sure how that would go down with the Domestos Wipes Brigade!

Here, Rover!

Morning Hun

The sun is shining and its a lovely day and I'm feeling fab!

A bit tho. I keep getting into bed at a reasonable hour and then for some strange reason, can never manage to get to sleep before bout 4.30! Perhaps I'm becoming an imsomniac!

Hello!!!

Hmmmmmm, not really sure why that would be happening. If, as you say, you are getting to bed early enough, but you are not mananging to get to sleep, something serious seems to be affecting you.

I'd see a ....

Dunno what it is, never had a problem sleeping in my life before!!! Was in bed bout 30 mins after leaving chat last night and was really sleepy but just couldn't go to sleep!sleepy>

What you up to today? I'm being sorta busy. Had to go out at lunchtime and buy a new phone cos i broked the last one by hurling off the table, as you do!

What am I up to? Well, I'm being sort of lazy really. I'm about to have a bath and then go out for a little while. I really need to go to Norwich. The tracker on my car has stopped picking up the speed cameras. I called the RAC and they remote tested it and said the GPS signal has been low since April. So I need to take it back to the firm that fitted it, cos the RAC say if the car gets nicked it is unlikely they will be able to track it. The insurance company insist on it being operational and they wont pay out if it gets nicked and the tracker isn't working, so I really ought to do something about it...

And it's big sisters b'day on Saturday so I need to do something about that as well.

Only problem is I cant really be bothered, so I might do it tomorrow instead...

*phones mates on her new phone and tells them to go nick DDD's car!*

They'll never catch you, honest!

What new phone did you get? Is it a pretty one?

I'm all done now and I'm back!!! Are you busy hun?