h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm... perhaps if I push him in water...


*pushes Spartus into a handy lake*

Hey HEY HEEEEEYY!!!

Dammit, don't DO that! The Spartus-machine is in the shop. 100,000 mile transmission checkup or something. However, I DID have Taco Bell last night, so if y'all will be patient, I'm sure something will explode shortly.

Hey, that'd be a real efficient way of fishing, the spartus-bot in the lake, that is, cause the other remark is stricken as sick and wrong.

I know. Is there some sort of "sick and wrong" song we can sing about exploding Taco Bell?

NO, but there is a scene in big momma's house that is very appropriate.

Goovy Baby
8^D

Well, I have never, and will probably never see it... so I'm going to have to think of something else.

I don't blame you whatsoever, I was pulled, kicking and screaming into that... that... that.... Movie.

I can tell by the word "movie" you mean "bloddy worthless piece of crap on the bottom of humanity's shoe".

I believe that saying that may even be a little too kind.
*still gagging from seeing that that that....*

Ooooo... you know what had that effect on me?

Cool World.

I saw it free in a hotel and I still wanted to write the production company and demand that they pay me for the time of my life I wasted watching that that that...

So, it's probably a good thing that I didn't waste my time with that flick, however, the stupidest movie of all time has to go to Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, which I walked out of despite the fact that it was free and there were two very attractive girls trying to keep me there.

I've seen that movie. Trust me, cool world is worse.

I think that's the real moment I decided I hated Kim Bassinger.

Wow, you didn't have any moments before that?

I had moments of random disgust. I didn't actively begin loathing her until that movie.

So, you're one of the few people more dangerous to her than the president of her fan club?

Yep. Bingo. Her and Sarah Jessica Parker. I've got my sights trained on Sarah's big fat honker of a nose and I'm just ITCHIN' to pull the trigger.

Personally, though, and this is gonna offend alot of people: I HATE JIM CAREY!

And that's alls I gots to say 'bout that.

No no... please tell me why you hate Jim Carey. I alternately hate and feel ambiguous about him, so I'm a willing listener.

She means ambivalent I think.

I hate him too, and I'll TELLLLL you why: for the same reason I find my young COUSINS annoying... because they think they are FUNNY... and they are NOT... and it gets on MY rather delicate NERVES, that's why.

I don't hate him now as much as I have in the past, but that's because he hasn't made any movies, thanks be to bob.