Hi, it's me, welcome. My name, for the purposes of this venture, is Banana. I chose it after talking to a large one in Covent Garden.
You may have seen me, were you there. I was with a male friend of mine, yelling "free cakes" at the tops of our voices. There were, incidentally, for those of you who thought we were lying, actually free cakes. We saw it on an Eddie Izzard sketch and thought it'd be fun, which it thoroughly was. I reccomend it to anyone.
Anyway, m a girl, i live in London, i'm an A Level student, and a part-time model. My agency's just told me to go to auditions for background dancers for "Daphne & Celeste". I'm not sure who they are but my little sister assures me they're very sad. I don't care, the money's fantastic. If anyone could tell me any more about them, i'd appreciate it. And if i do get it, and you're a Steps fan, Daphne & Celeste are supporting, and you'll be able to see a Chinese girl with pink hair puffing away in the background. That's me! Apparently, the dance routines are pretty energetic, and i'm a bit older than the pop stars, not to mention a terrible smoker and drinker.
Well, that'll do for now. Advice on nipple piercings would be appreciated too. Does it really increase sensitivity? I have my lip and my eyebrow pierced, and i haven't noticed any such thing. Does it look nice? My male friend Tintin has one, and i'm sorry, it looks like s**t. Maybe the female version is prettier.
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