Shaving Your Bits
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Ok, this isn't so much a page of step-by-step instructions as a plea for a page of step-by-step instructions. About a couple of years ago, a (now former) boyfriend asked me if he could shave me. I said no. I didn't say why, the truth being i wasn't quite sure what it entailed. Now older and wiser, i still don't know enough to let the present boyfriend open my legs and attack.
So what goes on? I saw an episode of "Sex and the City" where some bloke shaves some woman in the shape of a lightning bolt. How does that work? Surely for it to be approximately lightning-shaped he would need to, ahem, give her a trim first. (Excuse me, this is an awfully delicate subject, some of the smuttier among you are probably getting ideas. Please don't, i'm genuinely confused and interested.)
So do you shave it all off? Surely that just looks weird, not to mention high-maintenance. Do you trim it so it's shorter and neater?
I've heard of "muff wigs". What's that all about?
Please, please help me with this. I want to be able to chat about this at parties like everyone else.
So what goes on? I saw an episode of "Sex and the City" where some bloke shaves some woman in the shape of a lightning bolt. How does that work? Surely for it to be approximately lightning-shaped he would need to, ahem, give her a trim first. (Excuse me, this is an awfully delicate subject, some of the smuttier among you are probably getting ideas. Please don't, i'm genuinely confused and interested.)
So do you shave it all off? Surely that just looks weird, not to mention high-maintenance. Do you trim it so it's shorter and neater?
I've heard of "muff wigs". What's that all about?
Please, please help me with this. I want to be able to chat about this at parties like everyone else.
