h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Waves a hand and all the fish turn around fly back at the hero's~
hehehehehehehehe
~Morphs back into a raven and flys off leaving a single black rose floating towards the ground~

oh btw

what are all these fish doing on top of this (particularly stinky) hero? Does this mean it's alright to put fish here? I got plenty I need to get rid of...

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*whoosh!*
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*crash*
there i go breaking windows again.
oopsie.

Bad Birdy

to complete the double!

You know, I'm beginning to feel sorry for Siren...
Siren! If you join Stumped, I'm sure we'll stop fishing you! But, of course, I make no promises...

Sorry, been away for two weeks, long flight out to sea. As for joining Stumped... look I'm kind of busy saving other people from the likes of you, so although I may not be actually fighting you lot non-stop doesn't mean I'm about to come running, well flying, when you call. Can someone do a winky smiley soon please, I'm starting to get bored with being cannon fodder. It's the ducks you're meant to be aiming at, honest guv.

nope, much more fun this way...

No heroes yet, and I'm getting bored...

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Oops! Where did THAT come from?

you know, your current plight has striken my with a feeling us villians don't get too often...

so, I will and get these fishes off you. Don't say we never did anything for you...

*NYC realizes what he just did and suddenly finds himself unable to breathe*

AHA! Caught ya, NYC. Helping your enemy. Shame shame. That is something only a GOOD GUY would do. So, ya wanna join us superheros, now? Free hero sandwiches and Angel food cake.

Siren - I have split with my evil half. He now has his own body and is known as Big Bad Werewolf. NYC was just a few hours too hasty. I had come here to free you myself.

hmm... tisk tisk... NYC's gone soft.

good thing i haven't...

*gasp.... gasp!!!*

*NYC collapses to the floor*

*whacks NYC on the back a few times*
so... what's the deal with your newfound soft(?) spot for siren???

*gasp... cough cough*

...I just found it boring not to have an actual fight...

*skeptically*
uh huh... sure... i think it's something else...

*cough cough*

shaddup.

*puts sea's fish in NYC's mouth to stop the coughing*