h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm... you must be getting weak, that screech did nothing to me. Anyway, have a fish.

ha! That screech is nothing compared to the damage my super-boosted walkman (4 volume controls! wastes 2 batteries a day!) is doing to my ears!

And I swear, this is not a fish:

Umm, yes it is.

well, THIS is a fish:

whoops, I meant this:

~Hero's look up as a giant heat-seeking fishmissle screams towards the poor little birdy.~
EL CABONG!!!
wait a sec I thougth Brian was a villian did you just slip up and hit the wrong emoticon? Well anyway

I like this iceraven guy, heat-seeking fishmissles are the greatest... anyway siren, take another fish.

*slaps a over sirens mouth*
Try and screech now

ooh! i want heat-seeking fish missiles!!!
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hee hee hee... fish missiles...
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fish missiles with siren's name on them!!!!

~looks at poor siren~

Ohh I almost feel sorry for you...

~points a laser gun at Siren and another Salvo of heat-seeking missles fly in from the horizion to fishify the poor, poor hero~

Almost.

btw thats the start of a double-fish just thought you should know.

Yay! double fish! Let's try and go for three now! kick her while she's down!

*kick*

*kick*

*stomp stomp stomp*

I think that nasty Brian has made a mistake. Nevermind, you deserve better. It's nice to meet someone with tase in this den of iniquity. I used to be a soprano myself until I had my unfortunate

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Now I have to raise my voice to sing Baritone.

angry flying fishes to assail you forever!
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Fishy tactics have come undone I'm afraid... no I'm not!

I'm at your service siren. You can even scratch my vest if you want. but make sure you point it at one of the evil one's first.

Hmm, somehow I get the feeling that soeasilyamused doesn't really like me. I was so hopeing that we would be friends.

Lucy, hey, bad things happen. When I have had a cold I have ended up singing Tenor. Well, apart from the really low notes.

friends? you MUST be joking! there will be no fraternizing with the enemy!!!!!!!!!!!
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there's more where that came from...
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*maniacal laughter*

kaboom

*Takes Siren down once more*

Lifts siren up once more.
There y'go li'l lady.

just stay down it'll be easier on you.

Teh tide seems to be turning Siren. Jump in and join the fun. The fish seem to be heading towards the dark side