h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Consider this an official warning from F.C & I !!!

Or we will email you into submission !!!

M.K* - Just Carpet Bombing Reality... (as usual)

*prepares to set up email system to post an email every 5 minutes...*

What's going on?? What's wrong with Zax??? Why has he left us???
ZAX! COME BACK!

Zax, you big wuss, stop being a dumbass and get yourself back here. NOW!
Do I have to resort to a seperate thread to voice my thoughts?
Oh bugger this- he's getting bombarded with emails- who's with me?

It's too late, Tweetie. The Thought Police have got him. He's being vaporised in the Ministry of Love as we speak...

*grins*
Unless Zax has managed to find his way into 1984, I'm gonna stay optimistic

What have I missed ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!

ZAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yep, he is the 1 and only...

What the hex happened to Zax???




Hey, humour eases tension ... right?

Good bye crool world! If Zax doesn't come back, I won;t come back!

I mean cruel world!

Zax! What will we do without you!?!?!?!?!?

there, i've gone and killed myself. now i'm in Hell. i'll be stuck here untill you get back!

Right. come on you... its all blown over, trust me on that one ok...

now. we have an arching to do and it wont be the same without you... so get your leather coat on and get up to heaven.... NOW

besides... I owe you a drink....

* FC enters as Herald of Heaven and stands in front of the massed Angels and Archangels* *A large gong can be heard resonating in the background� the sound of trumpets begins to fill the room� Saints twist their heads to try to discover the source of the music but none can be found.* *cough* Angels, over the past while we have been without our very first Angel and Archangel. Yes, many of you have been to her page requesting that she return, and one of you even sent himself to hell swearing not to return until she returned. It was looking desperate, but I have great pleasure in reintroducing our very own, much loved Archangel Zax* *the room becomes suddenly silent, the saints unsure as to what is going to happen�* *there is a large pause where nothing happens� FC turns to look at the curtains�* Well. Come out� We�ve done the trumpet fanfares and the gong� Oh all right then, have it your way� *A single balloon falls from the ceiling� there is still no movement from behind the curtain� FC walks up to the curtain�* Come on you� they love you out here� *slowly a wave of Zax*� Zax*� Zax*� starts round the saints* *The curtains part revealing Archangel Zax* as never seen before. She is wearing a silk gown, which has obviously been chose with the help of St. Alicat� The saints take a deep breath�* *She takes a few steps forward� and the rest of the balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling* *loud cheers can be heard coming from the crowd, and many angels rush forward to greet the Archangel as she returns to the fold�* Now. Come on everyone back to work� Come on� Please? Oh. Fair enough then� I guess I�d better organise a Welcome Back Party� How about in Zax�s Lounge??? 8-) http://www.h2g2.com/F38362?thread=69748&post=519397

........zax............
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*slipping Further*

Zax- two X chromosomes?
I'm just not buying it...

http://64404993.home.icq.com/law2.jpg

the real deal...