h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or don't, as the case may be.

Yeah, it's funny the way things pop into our heads at the strangest of times.

You are not alone.

I've put a new page up on my website, the A-Z Index. If you pop along there you'll see a link to the Eiko 'n' Co page. It may not be there yet, but keep checking that Index for it.

Hm.

It is, isn't it?!

I'm not alone in what?

Yay! I shall go and have a look.

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Well, yes.

Curious, that. One of life's great mysteries. Hey, another thing to add along with truths and... um, what was the other one? Life great what?

You are not alone in having to go offline.

Excellent! Enjoy!

Quite so...

Life... read my journal...

Oh, I see. I wish I never had to go offline...

I did!

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Yup, it's true. Double negative, you see.

Have done.

Well, no one wants to, but...

Glad you liked them.
They were of foucrse drawn years ago, which might explain their slight, um, rudimentariness, if that's a word.

Ok then.

Let's not talk about that. Unless you want to...

Yeah... life, huh?



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Ok then, yes. So there!

No, no, I'm fine. *Drops subject. Watches it clatter against the walls of the bottomless pit as it falls.*

Um, yes, it would be that, again...

I'm quite proud of them, actually.
I'm going to put up a new Archives page in my Big C Media section of the site, where I'll put up all sorts of stuff like that.

Erm, yes, OK then.

Damn little thingy! Gets everywhere! It's like a plague of locusts...

Excellent, excellent!

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Someone's bought my Dads company! They're putting it back on its feet and employing everyone!
Well, hopefully. Something can still go wrong, but hopefully all is going to be well!

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Oh! Oh! Oh!!
*Big *
That's truly excellent news!!!

Yes, isn't it just!


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It certainly is!
Any new news, by the way?

Hey, look. I came back to the thread all by my own initiative this time!

I'm impressed!

Yeah, the meeting thingy that was supposed to happen today to discuss the whole situation didn't happen because the landlord of their old office is owed rent and isn't letting them in until he gets it...
So everything can still go wrong... *sigh*
Damn life...

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And so you should be! Why, everyone else is impressed by me!

Oh, dratted landlord.
I'm sure it'll be fine, don't you worry.

Yes, they haven't seen how often I seem to beat you...

I hope so. I really hope so...

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How often? Goodness! Goodness, it's not /that/ often!

So do I.

Oh no, just every time I get a chance - every time you are potentially wrong.



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Oh course, if I was the great Professor in RL you would never get a chance.

I'm sure I would eventually. Even if it was only a trivial thing and wording that isn't quite right...

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Ah no, you see, the Professor would be perfect in every way, even in wording. How could he make such effective speeches in Governmental House if not for his perfect use of the English language? And many others.