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erm sweetie...service my trailer...service me!!!...and spick and span is not really what i had in mind babes....i was looking for a bit of dirty!!!!!

lmao

dx

Service you!!, well now, ... just tell me where to start, maybe see if your plugs are still sparking??

AND dirty.....now I've an oily rag here somewhere.......is that dirty enough for you??




xxElsaxx

See i knew you wuz kinky!!!!.....so you wanna dress up...ok thats cool...lol

massage oil??...lmao

Was thinking more like WD40 in case me hips stick.......


xxElsaxx

Handcuffs are for you i take it sweetie....lol....get a bit paranoic about cuffs...lol

Don't you worry your pretty little ass about hips sticking.....lol....that just is sooooooooooooo not gonna happen....lmao

Yeah, just in case I have one of me turns , but it's nothing to worry about unless I'm shaving you.....

I take it you've got a block n tackle you're intending to set up then??? lol


xxElsaxx

having one of your turns while i am having my turn could prove to be an interesting experience....lol....to say the least!!!

block and tackle?......nah...s'orright hun....i'll be able to sort it with all the chains and winches that are already there....lol

gawd...our convo seems to of got seriously sidetracked honey.....what happened.....where have you taken us ....lmao....

what happened was your innermost thoughts and desires are starting to surface snooks .....lol




xxElsaxx

oh yes...!!!!!!!....the couch...hey hey hey...made it...lmao...runs up...jumps up into the air getting into sitting position in midair and lands in sit up position...leans back..gets comfy...and snuggles down....morning doc!!

...so tell me, how long have you been having these thoughts......lol


xxElsaxx




ps...Nice gymnastic display there....

trying desperately hard to keep eyes off thighs....

erm...well...i'd say that it all started a couple of months ago doc....i met this chick you see......

.....erm, erm, I mean, ...

Sooooo.....let me get this straight, you met a chicky eh.....was this down the zoo and are you sure you want me and not a vet??......


xxElsaxx

Just readjust that again please doc....theres it...thats it...little more hitch please....lol....oooh i feel better already...i do

Well i suppose it is fair to say it was in a zoo of sorts doc but yes i am absolutely sure its you i need....

i mean i know me animal lust comes into play and all that doc...but no, no vet required!!!!....lol....well you know...unless she and you happen to be good friends......lmao

Is it me or is there a draft in here............

I'm sure you're in the right place, I mean look at me qualifications......erm....yeah I know they're written in crayon.....erm..erm...his pen ran out.....

Pleased to hear you don't need a vet, they usually suggest neutering

I can't really say if we're friends or not, client confidentiality and all that.....but if you give me a psychological evaluation on this "chick" then I'll give you my opinion as a professional.....and I said professional, not PRO......lmao


xxElsaxx

No draft honey...its me breathing....love the legs!!!!.....lol

Checks qualifications....yep...perfect....exactly what i need....!!!.....Ok now thats the formalitys over with ...i'll be getting back to legs!!!!...i mean the couch...( mind goes of into a series of mental pictures again).....i mean the bit where i get examined...you know what i mean!!

Yeah i'm pleased to hear i don't need a vet too....certainly not for professional reasons anyway!!

Ermmmmmmm.........schitzo!!!!......lmao.....

Had to leave you a Happy Birthday wish on here



Hope you've had a good one snooks




xxElsaxx

Well hunni, if that draft on my legs is from your breathing, I think it might be a good idea if you get off the floor and lie on the couch.........lol

Your examination eh? , now I take it you want the thorough one.....

Schitzo huh, well there's an old saying "Takes one to know one"...so I'm not sure who should be more worried, you or the schitzo chick. Mind if the two of you are together having a schitzo moment it would be like having a housefull.......lmao


xxElsaxx

yes yes yes !!!!!!!.....i knew you would invite to your couch eventually!!!!!!.....oh yes.....mind you it was a hell of a view down there!!!!...hmmm!....strokes chin....considers the options....(decides that the couch is better, and anyway can always roll back onto the floor if a change is required).....love a bit of variety!!!

See...i knew you wuz kinky....lmao.....hell yeah ....the full monty sweetie!!!!......lol...( didn't know you were into rubber though babes....what else ya got??)

It does indeed hun....my sentiments entirely....and jake's...and jack's....and billy's....and....
Can you imagine....who would need friends!!!!....lol

Hey...thanks for all me birthday greetings Elsa ....you are a real darling....made ,y day all the more special....thanks precious

Oh aye.......you eyeing up me dust bunnies down there was you!!! lol

"Looks through latex, leather, silk and pvc"...no, not got much else here snooks.....

I'm worried now, very worried...sounds like it could end up an orgy!!

Your welcome, couldn't let the day go without sending you a few little things now could I....hope it was a good one for you.

Hope the weekends been good too......will be watching out for me banner at the oval.....


xxElsaxx

I was i was!!!....and blowing the dust away too i was!!!!

Ooohhh Elsa baby....I like the sound of your drawers honey!!!!!.....lol

The best kind babyshoes....and you don't even get a bad rep!!!!!....lmao

I had a fantastic weekend, i will have to do a mail to tell you about it...four good nights and a great day at the oval on sunday....brilliant for an england supporter.

Friday night was the best though....excellent restaurant and then a brilliant little nightclub downstairs.....drinking these shooters that were just fabulous!!!!