h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I so ain't right about what??...

Ok..i'll have a coupla hundreds worth please...meet me on stage at the festival....lmao

dammit girl i just love that pouty look....erm...can i lend you me hanky darlin....lmao

nah i slept good...just not for long...felt quite refreshed when i got up.

done the lawn borders and started the fence staining (been practising that at nighttime....lol)...but got rained off....well...clouded off really....lmao

actually...busy with laundry ...as well!!!lmao..

Mail incoming.

I just found out that the entry i submitted was on the front page last week...and i missed it....if you want to read it you'll find it at A1121842 might be a bit boring to start but hopefully you'll enjoy the last bits

You just aint right in the head snooks lol

Don't do public performances...definitely prefer the private shows...tee hee

Can I have a clean one out the laundry please...not too sure what could be lurking on it after it's been in your pocket

Well I hope the neighbours didn't get any splatters....lmaopmp

You got mail lol

Just had a man deliver me 28inches, fits the gap just nicely as it goes....and go the carpenter coming Friday to enhance me frontage...pmpl

xxElsaxx

You know I meant to say a couple of weeks ago, I'm hopeless!!, went through and found that article. Thought it was excellent, liked the background info as well. Well planned and presented. You can see you have a love of the place hunni.

What's next?

xxElsaxx

lmao....who wants to be right in the head?...i mean i'm always right everywhere else...

cool....just testing...nor me...erm ..how about i pay in kind though?....(more tests....lol)

splatters??....i'm sorry to destroy your dreams honey...but i really am not a 28incher....lmao

rotflmao....carpenters in for a fright then......i got a nice redwood desk here that could come in handy for some extra shoring timber....lmao

Thanks hun...i started doing some notes on the Great Trek...will get back into it next week.

gonna start getting back into everything next week...install a bit more work ethic back into my routine again.

I've been saying this to my shrink for months now....lol

Oh, now you're wanting to open a personal account....the interest could be extortionate!!

Kinda glad to hear that actually, you'd look bloody strange in 3 legged trousers!!

The abuse you've been giving that desk snooks I'm surprised it's fit for anything other than firewood....lmao

Have you been a bit lazy these past few weeks then?? lol

Realised about an hour ago I'd thrown in the bin what I thought was junk mail...turns out it was my internet disc!! what a pratt lol....gonna sort it out later.

xxElsaxx

funny that it was my shrink who put it all into perspective for me...lol

How extortionate?

glad that you are glad...lol

poor old desk...lmao

i wouldn't say lazt babes...been typing plebty of words out...just not in that area...very constructive though

i've done that before now....sorted through rubbish bags looking for cash notes too...lmao...just don't sling it before you sort it...lol

Don't like shrinks, they expect you to join reality....think I'll stick with my fantasty world thanks very much lol

Could end up having to sell your soul to the devil for a little bit of heaven..... lmfao

Glad you're glad I'm glad

The sooner you get laid snooks the sooner we can give that desk a decent burial..........LOL

So what you thinking of sorting first??

Anything that looks like a bill gets binned.....pmpl

xxElsaxx

If I disappear it's cos Sal's come back ok

xxElsaxx

hmm..i quite like a bit of fantasy myself....lol. i relly did go to a shrink once, but i swear it was out of interest...i wanted to check him out and see where his mind was.actually he was not a shrink but some kind of spiritual/psychological councillor that some people i knew had been raving about...bah

Only a little bit if heaven?....sounds interesting angel but we need to negotiate that!1...lol

I'm very glad that you are glad that i am glad about you being glad.

i like the 'we' bit in that line...but i won't give the lurkers the dates hun...not a kiss and tell guy....lol

You my girl...i'm gonna sort you out...nicely....lmao

don't worry if you have to duck out...i have to take mollie for a run over the heath and i want to have a good walk myself

Yay, I'm in on me pc....god I'm a clever wench pmpl

Just gotta sort out everything else on it now lol

So what did you make of the shrinky/spiritualist guy.....did you tie him in knots like you manage to do to me???

Ooooooh negotiations, I like a good barter....lol

And I'm feeling....glad all over....

It's the least I can do for that poor desk....I always get the blame for it anyways tee hee

Oooooooh ....well rather you sorted me nicely than badly..

Did you and Mollie have a good walk?

xxElsaxx

hey babe...you caught me lurking...lol...but it was my own space...i was reading my first entry about chinese solitaire...do you know it, and if so do you know how to do it?

Nice one hun...hey hey hey...applause applause applause...is it a lot better than a digibox?

tie you in knots hun?...lol...i do?...

well...he didn't want to take my money at the end of it....lmao..

for sure...nothing like a good deal struck after a tense bit of negotiation....lol...i ain't being funny either...but hey...when there is a bit of garter barter involved...hey hey...the stakes fly high!!...the adrenalin pumps and the worlds a better place....

Deffo nicely honey...only nicely..

yeah we did ...flew around about three miles in less than half hour...shirt off...feeling good..strong

Bit of an expert just lately on solitaire....but I don't think it's the kind you're thinking of.....LMAO..... no, don't know it...may have to go have a lurk meself

It's actually a bit slower to post messages and load the pages, but I'm sure it's less problems all round

Yeah, you do, and you know it, left me speechless a couple of times and that's almost unheard of!!

Did he book YOU for another session then??

I said nothing about me garter being bartered for.....and I'm defo keeping shtum on me stockings then ...you watch those adrenalin rushes, could cause yourself an injury lol

You exposing yourself to everyone again and I didn't think you were an exhibitionist

xxElsaxx

It won't be hard to give it some more memory to speed it up...whats it got now?...do you know

I'm a bit worried about saying too much here in case i walk into a verbal trap....lmao...but hey you have left me speechless also once or twice...and that is totally unheard of!!

Nah...i think he went and booked himself one hun...lol

OOOOOOOHH....stockings too....now you know me well enough to know that i like a bit of excitement in me life babes...lol

don't worry ...its only when i star taking me shorts off you need to do that...lmao...talking of which...have you seen that guy who is busy now walking from lands end to john o groats naked??....you gotta laugh!!

I dunno!!! lmao....complete pc pleb hun, get me buddy to look it over...but hell I'm in, I'm on the net...that's the main thing...plus it leaves the tv free for the kids

Verbal trap??...come on explain that one lol

You wanna borrow me stockings sweetcheeks you only gotta say, I share with all me friends....lol

Poor bloke, probably gave it all up and ended up a wino on a street corner lmaopmp

I'll be watching the news now for a Surrey Stripper.......LMAO. Hope he stays away form nettle patches lol. He doing it for charity or just cos he's not right in the head?

xxElsaxx

So am i really...but i klnow that it is memory that can sped up the computer considerably and it is easy to get more put on...i'll check mine to see where you can read it...i think it will be on one of the boot up pages.

verbal trap...as in setting me up for a verbal sting....all in good spirits mind...lol...

Oh no...i ain't having none of itlol if you've been putting them about all over the place!!...

that was the last i heard..lmao...i was thinking of interviewing him for an article....lmao,,,last seen trying to tell other winos where they went wrong in life under the arches....

not sure where he is now...i know his wife wants a divorce...lmao...i think he is doing it to protest that he should have the right to be able to walk around naked if he wants to...shame..the dude has got two or three kids as ell

Need to sort out email addy etc...will do that later probs.....talking of mail did you get yours earlier??

As if I'd pounce on you verbally, you know how gentle and FEMININE I am......

It's only me stockings hunni, not what's in em!!! pmpl

Wonder if he'd remember you?? lol

In an ideal world we should be able to do what we want, presuming of course it doesn't hurt anybody else. He should join a naturalist club or something, or just go naked at home...think most people do at times. Worst thing there though is the embarassment for the kids..poor little sods.

xxElsaxx

yes i did babes....in fact i have just sent another asking if you have been getting mine this afternoon...sent a couple at least i reckon...waiting for me answers and next round!!....lol...let the lurkers ponder...lmao


Ooohh babes...don't resist honey pie...i like it

thats ok then....but i knew that...just teasing

Yeah he did...saw me coming and jumped in the canal....lmao

Yeah..shame...i think that is why the wife wants a divorce...says he has put his ideology before his kids who are having a hard time at scholl etc...understandable i'd say!!

ne1 seen any yukka arsonists????

lol

I shall go check and reply..... . Gives them something to do I guess LMAO

Spoken like a true Borg...you trying to assimilate me there??

Me sensibilities could've been offended...about all they would've been just lately.....

Yeah, can't let your kids take stick because of something you're doing. Mind I'd say that's the parents fault anyway, if more kids were taught to live and let live the place would be much nicer.

xxElsaxx