h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

can't wait

deffo trying to take in and understand fully bit...not sure about the borg thingy though....

wouldn't dream of offending your sensibilities sugar...never never never....too much respect.......love the gutter side too

yeah its difficult...but overall he should be appreciating the reality of the impact on those around him.Apparently he has been arrested 13/1times already...and been in court several (clothed)

boo....yep its me....beelzy...so hows they hanging babe?

You're wait is over......you have mail ....lol

Borg...race of people from Star Trek, they "assimilate" other races, enhance them cybernetically and incorporate them into the Collective (one voice, one thought).....but it was more a play on words tee hee

I know you wouldn't...........gotta have a bit of gutter, good for the soul

I wonder if he really pushed it, if he'd win on "Human Rights" grounds....you know the freedom to do what he wants, but then I guess he'd end up in a Catch 22 with the Indecent Exposure laws.

xxElsaxx

Beelzy

They're hanging a bit South just lately babes, considering setting up a separate address for them..... lol

See you're back then, whats been happening??

xxElsaxx

Oh yeah, say hi to Noname.........Noname meet Beelzy...anything he says about me cannot be used as evidence....lmao

Beelzy

Gonna go start a convo on your page hunni....less confusing for me...not to mention embarassing...

xxElsaxx

Beelzy

Aaaah nuts!!! can't do it....create a new one on mine, can't do it on yours cos you've done nowt with your page yet.....typical bloody man!!!!!

xxElsaxx

on my page?
i never knew i had one....ermmm a page i mean...lol
hi no name....nice name that...lol

oooh i love it when ya shout at me babe...lol....well whats been happening....ermmm nothin much...the usual really...getting into fights getting drunk and barred from the local etc....lol...so what've you been upto then darlin'...??

You get a page as soon as you register......but you need to write on it so peeps can leave you messages.....and I said messages not massages.....I know how your mind works....

xxElsaxx

Beelzy

I know you do...could never resist a bit of domination could you...lmao

Not again!! last time we spoke you'd got banned for going at the gaffer lol...they let you back and you kicked off again?? what you like!!! You made it up with Lee yet?

Not much really, been decorating loads, spent last week down with Bratty....all very civilised this visit, came home feeling rather unabused...lol

xxElsaxx

Hey snooks!!!!!

It's safe to come out, Beelzy doesn't bite......well not the men anyways lol

xxElsaxx

sorted and replied babes....enjoying this can see it going
far!!!...

ah..startrek...silly me...good play on words...not very up on that stuff...sorry babes

love the understanding...totally...thats good for the soul

I reckon that is about where he is hun...stuck somewhere there...between a rock and a hard place if you ask me...bit silly. He was a straight up ex-marine guy too...maybe he saw one too many atrocities...can happen to guys.

Hey Beelzy

yeah bin upto me usual tricks babe...well the guy derserved it really...lol...so i missed another of yours and brats meets eh...???....tut tut...lol

hey elsa...i do bite guys...well only if they pay good like...lol

Got it, will reply in a while, probs when I've put Joe down....can't take his tv at the mo lol. Love a good game

No worries, I was brought up on the original Star Trek and just got into the others....not that I'm a buff or anything, just like the programme.

Wonder if they've psychologically evaluated him then?? Maybe just gone over the edge a touch...


Beelzy

Am thinking of having another one here before xmas, like last year.....let you know yeah?? I'll be doing voddy jellies and bacardi watermelon......

So how long's the ban for this time?? how bad did you drop him? and more importantly who was he??? lol

xxElsaxx

Beelzy

You said it sweetie lol...how much you made this year tax free from it then???

xxElsaxx

can't beat a good game...lol

yeah i have watched it..can't say i can remember too mch ...science fiction of any sort does not really hold too much marvel for me...saw more of the tv series than the actual films i reckon.

could be, i know a few like him...thats another story though.

listen babes...i need to eat so i'm gonna take a break...catch up with you just now.

Ok snooks

If I'm not on, will msg you later for a call

xxElsaxx

oh ive made loadsmoney of it babe...wanna job...??...lol...wel the guy i hit had been annoying me for a few weeks...(he kept on pushing me into the urinals everytime i was having a leak....so i did it to him....hard....smashed his head into the wal and he turned around as if to hit me....so i hit him first....twice...lol....then the lil puff ran out actually crying....to the manager...lol....so i got kicked out...grrrrrr...lol....then he told everyone in there that i'd sneaked up on him,knocked him out from behind then proceeded to kick him etc....cheeky lil puff....lol...so there were 6 fellas gonna do me in over it...so my viewpoint was "come on then...bring it on"....never happened though....lol....ah well next time...lol

yeah keep me informed on the party/meet babe...and i like the sound of the watermelons thingies...lol