h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's only 8 at night for me. heh. i don't start work for 12 hours.

Work? What's that???
And I don't have any interesting relatives either - except my Grandfather - he was the best.
I do, however, know to never get involved in a land war in Asia.

And constipated Ardvarks!!!!

constipated aardvarks? I thought it was never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line!

I'm going to go get involved in a land war... in Asia

When isn't death on the line? My advice would just to stay clear of cicilians (sorry... my great aunt is a cicilian and she is a nasty, nasty woman)

So, would having Great Aunts be another one of the classic blunders you could fall victim too?

Me loves Inigo Montoya...

i too

Oh, I don't know. I have a great aunt and she's very nice. maybe the blunder is having a cicilian great aunt.

my parents went there for their honeymoon, aparently it was very good

where is it anyway? i'm just an ignorant american

maybe the blunder here is just being a Sicilian

Me thinks it's all those Olive's that does it...

maybe its the mediterranean that gets to them people

I can't blame them... yecky olives

Me had an uncle that was called Olive...

was he spanish?

No... apparently he was Dutch/Irish... born and bred in Wales...

huh... then I don't know quite what to say about that