h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to Yoooooouuuuuuuuuu! *wails in a somewhat disturbing way*
Happy Birthday dear Insane Endeavor (previously anniedele)
Happy Birthday toooooooooo Yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu! *yowls horrendously and gets thumped by sister*

What does it feel like to be 16?
Going out into the big wide world?
And I won't even mention those GCSE's. It IS your birthday!

Argh! NO!!! GCSEs! Well, it's now exactly one week after my birthday, and thank you for the wishes, even if not the wailing! I am finally visiting my own little homepage again, I've been neglecting it a bit. Poor thing... (mental note: Ann, it's inanimate, no need to feel sympathy!)
Get yourself a doughnut from Joanna to celebrate that special day a week ago! And if your feeling really chariable, you could get me one too! http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=45290

Oh, I love birthdays!

Sorry about the wailing, I really can't help it sometimes... I will go and get a donut, and one for you too, but I think she'll try and give me tea too...her and Kheldar keep trying...they seem to think I'm mad for some reason...dunno why! *suddenly remembers stocks of bonbons* Here, want a bonbon?

Thank you, that's very kind; I love bonbons. I have a chocolate birthday cake here, would you like a slice? It's quite rich, but very, very more-ish!

Hello again! You replied and I didn't even notice, I'm very very sorry... *looks apologetic*
I'd love some, but I expect it's all been eaten by now... *looks disappointed*
*looks apologetic again*
I'm really sorry.

¦M¦

Well, the first one has been eaten, but it was a bit dry so I;ve got another one. Care for some? And don't worry about not noticing, can I have a bon bon to make up for it?

Cake?! Yes please!!
Have one bonbon, have 10 if you like! *offers large bag full of bonbons to Insane Endeavor and anyone else who drops in*
Is all forgiven now? *looks hopeful*

¦M¦

Yep, everything's completely and utterly forgiven! Yum! I'm going to get some drinks and I think I'll go and ask Joanna to bring a selection of doughnuts over, be back soon!
*she wanders off in the direction of the doughnut stall thinking that since it's weeks since she promised Joanna she'd go, she really better had!*

*enters carrying a big big box of donuts*
Eat and enjoy!!!

Ooh, thank you! We'll enjoy those! Will you stay?

For a few more seconds until the porter kicks me out the computer room... I'll be back one day... maybe even tomorrow!

Joanna

Good! That makes three! Ming!!! - we might even get enough people to make it worth getting some music out! Ummm, this could be very interesting!!!!

*Several small black dots can be seen in the sky. When they land, they appear to be snow-cones, twelve in each flavor. Attached to one snowcone is a note*


Crater Labs, Inc. and one of its founders, Afgncaap5 wishes you a Happy Birthday! These snowcones are courtesy of the mini-cannon just outside the Donut Stand, and requests to shoot others with snowballs is free!


*Another dot appears on the sky, and Afgncaap5 falls onto the ground*

Never mind that note. It's a legal matter. My computer won't let me bypass it. Anyway, happy birthday!

Thank you! Have some cake!

Hey, thanks! First time I've shot anyone with my snowball cannon and been given cake. Then again, I rarely shoot birthday snowcones from it. Thanks again!

*Takes a healthy peice of cake, and begins eating*

Mmmm. Good. Very good. It's been a while since I had cake.

Well, have it and enjoy it! There's more where that came from!

Ooh, Ming have a doughnut, I got Joanna to bring them over specially. I also have a selection of cooled drinks here, want one?

Thank you!!!!
What drinks have you got?
*plonks big bag still mostly full of bonbons down on conveniently near table*
Everyone help themselves to bonbons. There's apple, lemon, strawberry and toffee in there.
So much more suddenly happened here. Why does that always happen when I go away...?
Hello Joanna! Hello Green Jester!
Yes, maybe we should get some music out (anyone like Basement Jaxx?)

¦M¦

Who??

I'll take that as a No then...