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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Mum and Dad should have been home from holiday hours ago.

It's only now that you realise the last time I heard from them was 4 days ago.

And all I can get on mum's mobile is some sort of busy signal.

I've had Nan on the phone just now who is pretending she isn't panicking and doing a terrible job of it.

And well her mood is infectious.

I could ascribe it to any number of things: bad weather; congested airport etc etc. but at now getting on past 5 hours when we were expecting to hear from them the silence is....worrying.

So.... now what?

Bed I suppose eventually see if they turn up overnight - but I can't imagine what that'll do to Nan and frankly I'm starting to wonder what I should do.


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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

smiley - hug

Is there any way to phone where they've been staying/airport and see if they've checked out/in?


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toybox

smiley - ermsmiley - hug

Not much to say here smiley - goodluck


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Well I was thinking about that. But then I realised they didn't really stop and tell me where they were staying. I know the general area but not the name of the hotel etc.

I'd have t go trawling through their emails to find it I expect.

I know they were supposed to be landing back at Liverpool for example but whether they did or not I don't know - I keep thinking weather was awful, the flight was delayed, they've checked into a hotel and just fallen asleep etc etc. but in all case I'd have expected a phone call or a text or some description saying what they were up to.




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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - hug


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

If you've got access to their email accounts, check on the tickets to get the flight number and airport and then check the airport website. That'll tell you if the flight has been delayed.

If the flight has been delayed, the tickets will also give you the name and abbreviation for the airport they left from. Again, you can check this out to see if there is any reason for the delay.

smiley - dontpanic your parents are probably sat in a foreign airport in an area where they can't use their phones; waiting and waiting for their flight. Be prepared with plenty of hot water for long soothing baths and smiley - tea

smiley - hug


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8584330

smiley - yikes
You can check to see if the plane was delayed or maybe call your equivalent of the Highway Patrol to find out if there have been road closures.

smiley - hugsmiley - goodluck


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Well here is what I have done.


I found the hotel - and dad has booked the car parking space until TOMORROW.

So maybe this is just a futz up with the date. In any event the night watch at the hotel are going to look for the car registration - tell me tomorrow morning if it's there or not.

Meanwhile just got off from speaking to John Lennon Airport - and their advice was wait 24 hours (as the futz ups over dates is apparently pretty common) and then if they still haven't turned up to call the police - as it is only they who have the authority to access customs , flight manifests etc and see if they boarded and where, whether they went through customs etc.


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

3rd phone call from Nan. It's going to be a LONG night....


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Post 10

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Been looking for the flight number but can;t find it, either as a record in their email or just written down somewhere; which is odd as mum especially would usually be fastidious about that sort of thing.

One further bit of evidence in-favour of getting the date wrong - on the calendar it say they are home tomorrow, which tallies with how long the car space is booked for at the hotel (which is the concierge tells me tomorrow is still there - would also agree)

So those being the facts, mum and dad are guilty of sending out some VERY mixed messages as both me and Nan were operating under the assumption that they were coming home on Tuesday.

If they haven't turned up by tomorrow...well then things are going to get interesting fast.


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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

smiley - hug

I hope it was just a date mixup. Is it possible that, when they told you and your Nan when they'd be returning, they didn't mention the day of the week, just the date? Because I can see getting numbers mixed up easier than names.


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Ah-ha!

Just got a text message from them - so looks like all is well.

They are going to get 1 massive hug when they get home, followed by 1 massive telling-off in that order!


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Are they leaving tonight and arriving tomorrow our time?

smiley - hug glad it's all smiley - ok mon amour


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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

Smashing news after the storm!!!

You can now get to bed and relax!!!



Mansmiley - hug

smiley - cheers
GT


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Post 15

zendevil


Phew!!!smiley - applause

It's awful, isn't it, waiting & wondering & trying to stay calm & smiley - dontpanic

Did they maybe forget the time difference if they were travelling somewhere far away?

zdt


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TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

Phew.


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8584330

Glad to hear it, Clive.


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toybox

Great news smiley - magicsmiley - cheers


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

It is a relief.

and yes, smiley - dontpanic is great advice - tougher in practice, although reading back my own messages form last night I don't think I did too badly.

I don't see the time difference being an issue - they are in Italy it's only GMT +1

No, I think what happened is they booked everything for the 17th but TOLD us everything was the 16th.

Parents: who'd have 'em?


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toybox

You will have to outparent them this evening: "Where were you? We were so worried smiley - cross Couldn't you have sent a message", etc.

smiley - coffee

And it seems that you could spend a normal night then too smiley - smiley


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