h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::straps on a freezer pak, and follows Clive::

past a vat of fresh , a pile of ,
a table laden with ...

::sticks head up above parapet::

Dear Clive

Please excuse me as I duck flying

It is a few days over a year since I joined H2G2 and you greeted me.
Your comments made me feel instantly welcome and I have had lots of fun here.

It seemed only appropriate to say

vey much

::withdraws head, very glad he now has ::

awwww how touching *sniff*

Ferpectly alright.

We're a friendly bunch, h2G2 Researchers.





Stick around won't you?

'friendly'????? more like downright scary!!!

nah, I'm fluffy and huggable. just ask my girlfriend.

and I give out free cups of

But he speaks quickly...

He doesn't speak quickly all the time... and you've never heard/seen him attempt a southern drawl.

And he *is* fluffy and huggable.

Oh, my... *giggles*

Can't be nearly as funny as a Greek friend of mine's Southern drawl!

I dunno... he mimicked my Cindy-quote "But Daydee, I luuuuuurve heyim!" and I about collapsed from lack of oxygen.

note: that's a slight exaggeration.

panic not


Mouth to mouth resusitation techniques would have been attempted if your life was truly in danger.

*scurries off quickly*

I bet, but 'Tom' Thomaides was funnier... (His real name wasn't Tom, but he went by it anyway) Not that I've heard Clive's attempt at a drawl... I wanna...

In-ter-est-ing simulpost...

R -!!!!

That's what you're calling it now?

I also like the imitation of Shea's "my luv is loike a leaping gazelle"...

I'm a first aid-er & abetter

Clive's "Oi aym sweednez aind loit" is pretty classic ...

It really is...