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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 1, 2002
UH 87
Amy 101
Amy's a year and a half older. 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 4, 2002
What's that in Dog years?
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 4, 2002
Which direction... if I'm 19 years old maturity wise as a dog, I'm not quite 3... if 19x7... well... I'm dead. 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 4, 2002
when my dad turned 50 he received two mugs from some friends at work. one read:
50 years isn't old....if your a tree.
and the other said:
just thinking if you were a dog, you'd be dead!
How charming!
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 4, 2002
Lovely...
*is very glad she's human and at just the right age that's not too old to be stupid, but not too young to be wise-ish*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 6, 2002
Oy! What's wrong with dead!?
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 6, 2002
Nothing...
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 7, 2002
Hullo everybody! 
*mericlessly picks off some remaining bits of cheese from a plate.*
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 7, 2002
Hey-lo Clive.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 7, 2002
mornin'
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 7, 2002
*grin*
*pretends there are no such things as English classes and essays for them*
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 7, 2002
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 7, 2002
I think I just swallowed the rose I had clenched in my teeth.
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random fat bird Posted Apr 7, 2002
Good lord! You'll actually be getting some vitamins that way! Quick! Call a 
*dons 
outfit*
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 7, 2002
Hmm, I wondered where that cut on my cheek came from... 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 7, 2002
Amy 101
UH 485 346
UH has a year and a half extra left to live
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 7, 2002
Women generally live longer than men, even if they start out older.
Ergo, Amy wins any way you look at it.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 7, 2002
except from ym way. and because im such a big winner, everything i say is right.
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- 683: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Apr 4, 2002)
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- 685: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Apr 4, 2002)
- 686: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 6, 2002)
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