Trevor, get back to work.
There was a youg lady from Bude
Who like to swin the the . . . lake
A young man in a punt
Stuck his pole up her . . . nose
And said
"Sorry dear, didn't see you there."
Go up to someone in your workplace and ask them if they are a Benny tied to a tree. When they invariably say no, run around waving your amrs in the air shouting "Benny on the loose! Benny on the loose!"
Go here http://www.hairytonugue.com" >http://www.hairytonugue.com
Bored now, must sleep.
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