Trevor, get back to work.

There was a youg lady from Bude
Who like to swin the the . . . lake
A young man in a punt
Stuck his pole up her . . . nose
And said

"Sorry dear, didn't see you there."

Go up to someone in your workplace and ask them if they are a Benny tied to a tree. When they invariably say no, run around waving your amrs in the air shouting "Benny on the loose! Benny on the loose!"

Go here" > />And here" > />But not here" > />
Bored now, must sleep.

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