h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They certainly are...
I wonder... *stares the sky looking like searching for something*

You wonder.....I wonder what you wonder.......I can't see anything in particular....well, except for that.......

Yeah, *that*... But it's not what I was looking for...

So what were you looking for? Your homeland?

*stares the sky and he repeats his question*

What? Did you say something?

Sorry, I didn't mean to distract you. I just thought I might be able to help.

Sure, any help much appreciated... *looks back to the sky*

*still unsure what he's helping with, surveys the stars once again.....*

There! That's it!! See that? *points*
Thanks for your help - now what'll we do?

Wait for it to come to us, I guess. What else can we do?

What's coming to us?

I don't know, I didn't know what it was in the first place.

And you think I knew? Let's just leave the sky here...

Well at least it wasn't a troop of flying ewoks....

And it does seem a sensible place to leave the sky - it seems fairly comfortable where it is...

What do you have against ewoks??

Nothing in particular, it's just that they happen to come from Star Wars.....and even that's not fair, I only hate Star Wars since Episode 1 came out (I haven't seen it, I just hate the hype and merchandising)....I hope I wont have the same problem when LoTR comes out.....

*pretends not to hear the comment about hating Star Wars to avoid a war*

LoTR is worrying... I've heard some not very nice rumours about it...

Actually most of what I've heard has been pretty good...what have you heard?

Just that they're leaving out pretty many parts (which should be understandable I guess but still...) and also that Arwen joins Frodo & co. fighting with them on the way or something which is pretty much out of character...

Oh dear, Arwen fighting along with the company....how dreadfully PC......