h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep... I guess they had to do something like that to be able to add the essential love scenes... *sigh*

Well, after all, there were so very many of them in the book....

Exactly...

So many scenes that could be "recalled", but like they say, this is a 'family' site...

In a sense...

In a sandwhich....?

Oh, right... Stupid me...

Well, I don't know that I'd go *that* far....

Where are you going?

Sundertand, of course. Coming?

Sure!

Super! You'll love it!
*pulls out portable teleporter, rescued from the dregs of another thread*
Are you ready? Then lets go!

*pushes the button*

*tumbling through the ether*

*and thumping onto the ground in the other end of the ether*

*Slowly gathering their sens...ah...sandw...ah....Able once again to perceive their surroundings, they see before them an incredible vista of gently lolling hillsides, crowned just slightly assymetrically with a mixture of odd looking trees, none of which have any counterparts on Earth. Looking towards the sky, they notice two suns, one hugely larger than the other. Other than that, they can see no sign of any life around them.*

Is this Sundertand? Where is everyone?

It is, but you didn't give me a chance to finish entering co-ordinates, so we're in a part of Sundertand I don't know. Never mind, we're bound to come across something sooner or later....

*after having walked for hours*

Did you say there was supposed to be life around here?

*glances around to see where the time went*
Look, I think there's some activity up ahead, just over the other side of that stand of trees....